i know people have done this before but it sounds fun to make.
Disclaimer : i Don't own any thing, but some of the stuff i write.
Things you should never do Emmet.
You should never go around Walmart and ask a random person really loud...
"Where are the tampons. It's my time of the month"...
with Rose, Bella, and Edward with in 3 feet.
Never go tell Charlie that Bella is prego and that you are the father.
Don't go up to Mike and tell him that Edward and Bella want to do a threesome with him.
Don't break into a live TV setting...
and run in and say "OMG girlfriend, whats happening"...
and run out.
Don't go to a gay bar...
and give guys Edwards and Jasper phone numbers
Don't go up to Mike and tell him that Bella is waiting for him in the janters closet...
and tell Eric the same thing...
when really the janter and the lunch lady are making out.
Never sing I Kissed a girl...
and jump on Alice's bed...
with muddy heals that her favorita.
Never go up to random girls and say "OMG girl where did you get that skirt. i totally want one."
Never go around a store with a bra on your head...
and a thong on the out side of your pants...
while singing "I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world..."
I'm sorry i couldn't make more, but i might make another chapter.