I have wanted to post this story since forever, but i had very little time lately, with school, homework and stuff. I've started it one month ago and i am already hating it. Seriously, the fourth year is the hardest and i can't wait for the next year - the last one- so i can be 'free' =).

Usual desclaimer: don't own Friends, Monica and Chandler, sadly. Otherwise i'd be making Chandler porn for all the time. And my first language is italian, so expect TONS of grammactical errors in here!

Okay, so this story is set in the fourth season, in TOW the emrbyons (is it right?) and I am doing my hardest to follow the original Friends storyline.

Enjoy!



TOW The Apartment Switch, First Chapter

Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he's a transponce—transpondster!

Monica: That's not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!

Monica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rachel: Oh my God.

Chandler and Joey: YEAH!!! YES!!!


"Okay, I won't move from here" Rachel said, sitting on the floor. Monica looked helpless at her when Chandler and Joey entered triumphantly from the door, carrying some boxes.

"our new apartment" Chandler said, all happy, jumping around. Monica threw him an evil glance. She knelt down to Rachel's level.

"Come on, Rach. Do you think I am happy about this? No. But rules are rules" Monica said. She didn't want to move either of course, but her pride was strong. Rules are rules to Monica. She had to deal with it.

"No, I am not moving. It's all your fault, plus! You were the one to risk our apartment!" Rachel said.

"what? My fault? I am sorry, but you were the one who answered wrong!"

"Oh, and did you know Chandler's job? No! At least I tried"

Chandler and Joey walked closer to them, laughing. "Come on girls, give up your apartment! You lost!" Joey said.

Monica got up and pointed one finger at him. "Shut up"

"We won't move a muscle from this apartment, that you like it or not" Rachel said from the floor, crying, but trying to sound strong.

"You lost and we get the apartment, the paths were clear!" Chandler snapped back to her. Rachel shot up on her feet.

"She, she decided that! Monica did! I was against it!" she said desperately, crying. "I don't want to sleep in Chandler's room. It's smelly!" she concluded, crying louder.

Monica sighed. She wouldn't admit it, but she knew it actually had been her fault. She has been stupid. Again, never admit that out loud, Monica.

"It's not smelly!" Chandler said in defense. "That one is Joey's!"

"Just don't make me go in there!" Rachel shouted one last time before going to her bedroom and shutting the door closed.

"Guys, couldn't you just drop it off, for her? I agree about switching apartment, since that we lost. But she really seems to be upset. Come on!"

"No" Both Joey and Chandler said, starting to unpack some things. But suddenly Joey stood up on his feet smiling widely. "I've just had the greatest idea in the whole world!" he yelled, jumping toward Rachel's room.

Monica and Chandler exchanged a weird gaze.

"Rachel, Rachel!" He called, opening the door. She was on her bed crying. Joey pulled her up on her feet by her hands and pulled her in the living room.

"I've had a great idea. You can live here. Only Monica will move. It has been her fault, no? So she will move and you won't!"

Rachel stared at him with wide eyes. Then smiled to him and jumped in his arms to hug him. "You're a genius!" she yelled.

"What? I will be the only one moving?" Monica asked upset. "I am sorry, but we lost, Rachel and I lost. So she'll move too"

"No, she was against it." Joey explained, letting Rachel put her feet on the ground. "You forced her into it. We know how bossy you are about games."

"What?"

"Uhm, hello?" Chandler said. "no one has asked my opinion, yet!" he said angrily.

"Yeah, yeah, you're right. You won't move!" Joey told him with a smile.

"What?" Monica and Chandler both yelled together. "I don't want to live with him" Monica said.

"And I don't want to live with her" Chandler said, with a disgusted look on his face. Monica glanced at him shocked. "she's bossy. She is freaked out with the cleaning and she'll take the full control of the whole apartment!" Chandler cried out desperately.

Monica looked shocked. "I am not like that"

Rachel, who was in Joey's arms, smiled. "oh you are"

"Shut up, you!" she shouted to her friend, then turned to Chandler. "I am not like that! I am the best room mate in the world!"

"yeah" Chandler laughed.

"Really! I clean the apartment to make it good! And… And I want things to be perfect because they must be"

"Prove it to him, so" Joey said, with a smile. If he would play with that Monica's side, he would move in that apartment. Chandler shot him an evil glance. But Joey knew he would be happy to live with a girl hot like Monica. After all, he had a crush on her last year.

"Of course I will!" Monica yelled. "Not that I want to live with you, Chandler." She then added. Chandler sighed when Monica took a box which belonged to him and re took it to the apartment.

"You're a dead man!" Chandler said as soon as Monica was out. "She won't even make me eat on the chair!"

Joey hugged Rachel closer. "Come on Chandler, you have a chance to live with a hot girl. Why don't take it?"

"Because she's an evil!" chandler shouted. "Because she'll control everything! Even my mind!"

"Come on Chandler" Rachel said, taking his hand. "She isn't that bad. She is a control freak, yes, but she's really sweet. She'll make you feel at home"

Chandler just sighed loudly. when Monica came back and pulled him in his apartment. His and hers, now.


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