Sephy the Black Caped Psycho
Sephy the Black Caped Psycho
Had a very big-ass sword
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You probably would be gored (Like a cetra)
All of the Shinra lab goons
Used to pump him full of mako (and that really hurts)
They never let poor Sephy
Escape the grip of Shinra-co (Like Zachary)
Then one standard PR trip
Jenova came to say (Mwahaha)
Sephy with your sword so bright
Won't you slay the world tonight?
Then all the people feared him
And they shouted as they flee
Sephy the black caped Psycho
You'll go down in infamy!! (like Kefka!)
I may or may not write more parodies, this was serendipitous. I'm open to suggestions.