A/N: This is my first Naruto fanfic. Before Time skip

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

"For the next month Team Gai and us are going to switch" said Kakashi.

"What we have to study with that freak" Sakura said pointing towards Gai.

"Gai-sensai I gonna miss you" Lee said.

"Me too Lee me too" Gai said

Gai-sensei" Lee said

"Lee" Gai said. Sunset appears with Lee and Gai crying.

"I still don't get how they do that" Naruto said.

"Finally we can leave him" Neji said. Tenten agreed.

One day later

"Okay guys we must relight the flames in you" Gai said pulling out some speed.

"WTF!" Sakura said. Gai lights it up.

"Ooh Come on now pass it around" Gai said. Hands it to Naruto.

Naruto smokes some "OMGOMGOMGIcan'tstoptalking" Naruto said. Hands it to Sasuke.

"Well I've done worse" Sasuke said taking a hit. "WOAHIFEELLIKERUNNINGHUNDREDLAPSWHO'SWITHME?" Sasuke said. Hands it to Sakura.

"Well if Sasuke-Kun does it so do I" Sakura says taking a hit. "LET'SGORUNTHOSELAPSSASUKE-KUNJUSTMEANDU!"

"I'MCOMINGTOO." Naruto said.

"That's the way Your flaming youth has been relight" Gai said.

500 laps later

"Yay Sensei" Naruto said.

"Gai-sensei" Naruto said

"Lee I mean Naruto" Gai said Sunset appears.

"Now I understand how it works" Naruto said.

"Now you understand everything" Gai said.

Later that day

"So Gai gave you his secret stuff" Neji asked

"Yah now I understand everything" Naruto said.

"Didn't you listen in class when they said Don't do drugs"

"Nope"

"well I bet Sasuke and Sakura aren't dumb enough to do that stuff"

"HEYGUY'SWATCHADOINGWANTTORUNLAPS" Sasuke said.

"OMG he didn't" Neji said.

"IDIDN'TJUSTHAVEALITTLEIFOUNDSHINOINANALLEYANDHEGAVEMETENPOUNDS." Sasuke said.

"SASUKE-KUNWHEREAREYOU" Sakura said.

"GOTTAGOSAKURAISEVENMOREABSECIVEWENDRUNK" Sasuke said. Sasuke leaves.

"WHERE'DDIDMYSASUKE-KUNGO" Sakura said. Neji points towards Sasuke left.

"AHHHHHHHH" Sasuke yelled. Sasuke reappears

"OMGSHEKISSEDMEGROSSGROSSGROSS" Sasuke said.

"SASUKE-KUN" Sakura yelled.

"OMGSHE'SCOMINGAGAIN.AHH."

"Neji-kun was I like that the first time I did that." TenTen Said.

"Let's just say you and Lee spent the night together." Neji responded.

"WHAT OMG y didn't you tell me that. GROSS"

FLASHBACK

TenTen just had her third hit. "OMGLEE-KUNYOULOOKSOHOT.IWANTTOTOUCHYOURBODY." said Tenten.

"IT would be an honor to have you honorably engage in Intercourse with you." Lee said.

"LEEIDIDN'TKNOWYOUKNEWSUCHBIGWORDSNOWGETNAKED."

The next day

TenTen and Lee walk out filled with sweat and half naked.

"OMGLEEIDIDN'TKNOWYOUWERETHATGOODANDYOUHAD20POUNDASYOURWEIGHTS."

Lee cries "that costed 10000 yen and you had it in one night.

End of flashback

"OMG why didn't you tell me"

"Because I didn't feel like bothering you" Neji said.

"Hey did Sasuke just come by here." Shikamaru said.

"What'd he do?" Neji said.

"He came by kissed Ino and Ino and him smoked 5 pounds right in front of me"

"SHIKAMARU-KUNWHEREAREYOUIWANNAKISSYOU" Ino yelled.

"I'm starting to think that Speed is a sex drug" Neji said

"THEREYOUARESHIKAMARU-KUNIFINALLYFOUNDYOU" Ino said

"OMG she found me" Shikamaru said.

"COMEHERESHIKAMARU-KUNIWANTTOTOUCHYOU" Ino said.

"WTF is up with this drug" Shikamaru yelled while running.

"NOOOOOOOO" Ino said. Running after him.

"hey guy's" Naruto said.

"Wow Naruto I figured you would be high on this drug" TenTen said.

"IT's funny I think I'm immune to it I had 20 lbs. and I feel nothing"

"WTF you had 20 lbs. and you didn't o.d." Neji and TenTen said.

"No but Kyuubi is feeling pretty high right now" Naruto said. Everyone laughed.

"Hello everyone where is Sasuke and Sakura?" Kakashi said.

"HIKAKASHI-SENSEIGAI-SENSEIISAWESOMEGOTTARUNSAKURAISCRAZY" Sasuke said.

"SASUKE-KUNCOMEBACKIWANNATOUCHYOURBODY" Sakura said.

"Well that pretty much answers that question." TenTen said.

"OMG he didn't did he" Kakashi said.

"He did."

"Who does he think he is giving my student's drugs."

"Man Gai may be weird but his work is a lot easier."

This should be a Two shot the second on Team Gai's point of view. Please review.