Disclaimer: You don't read about Harry wearing a collar with the Malfoy crest on it do you? The magically awesome right of ownership goes to J.K.R.

Author's Note: This can kind of be called a preview I guess, but there's isn't really anything vital in here so it can also be not a preview. Anyway I just came up with this when I was finishing the first chapter of Riddle's Tales. It came out as really funny and odd so I lurves it.

Implied Draco/Harry. Implied Luc/Sev. Implied Mpreg. Distressed Blond and Out of Breath Harry.

A Lesson on being Late?

"Sometime today gentlemen…?"

Rushed footsteps could be heard, the sound getting louder and deeper the closer it came to the open door way. A small body threw itself into the room, heavy pants filling the air.

"I'm…so…sorry…Sev…but mother…and Lyss…gir...grandmother…gah!"

The dark man who stood tall in the front of the room before a single wooden table shared an amused smile with the blonde who occupied one of the two chairs, before his expression turned cold.

"And what, was your reason for being late, Harrison?" Onyx settled icily on emerald giving nothing away. Severus was ashamed of himself for feeling a tiny pang of guilt at the hurt and confused look on the boy's face, but clinched it. Harry needed to learn the advantages and principle of being punctual for appointments, meetings, classes, etc.

He wasn't going to go easy on him because he was his godson; at least not noticeably.

Harry stuttered, rosy bloom reaching his cheeks. "I'm sorry Sev, for my lateness, but mother needed me to take Lyss to her etiquette instructor on the other side of the manor and then I ran in to Grandmother Black and she was being all snotty" – Draco laughed, silently at this. "She was asking me about the Parkinson chit…ah girl. And then she started talking about Millicent and Draco" – Draco fell out of his chair at this. "I didn't want to be rude because than she might go on about how ungrateful I was or something like the time that stupid Kreacher told her about Hide and See-"

"HARRY!" Harry blushed deeper.

"I'm sorry Draco. I forgot…"

Severus pinched the bridge of his nose between his long index and thumb. His irritation was no longer faked.

"Harry, sit down. Draco, pick yourself up from the floor and sit in your chair properly. Honestly, a Malfoy with such uncordinance." Draco blanched.

"Take that back mom!"

You could hear a pin drop.

"I apologize, papa."

Breathing was not heard.

"Uncle Sev?"

THUMP.

"Does this mean our lessons are postponed for the day?"

"I guess. Hey, why don't you hide?!"

"…Okay, but you can't touch my private place again."

"…"

"Dray."

"…"

Sigh. "Fine."

"Come on, Harry. Let's go to our secret place."

End of Omake