Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THIS. I GOT THE IDEA FROM WATCHING A VIDEO ON THE SLAP
Robbie is in bold
Rex is in Italics
"That's not fair"
"Shut up"
"No. You can't be mad at me and not tell me why you're mad at me"
"I'm mad at you because"
"Because isn't a reason"
"It's a reason"
"Not a very good one"
"Fine. I'm mad at you because you lied"
"I NEVER LIED!"
"Yeah you did. You lied twice today"
"How did I lie?"
"First you said you would neva put me in that bag again and you did even when you said you wouldn't"
"What's the big deal?"
"What if I said I wasn't gonna slap you upside the head and then I went and did this (slaps him upside the head)
"OW!"
"See?"
"I didn't put you in the bag for a specific reason. I was talking to a girl. I wanted to impress her."
"Oh so you're ashamed of me"
"I didn't say that. No"
"You didn't say it but it's obvious. Why else wouldn't you let me be in your video profile?"
"Wait a minute now. Let me think. OH I GOT THIS ONE. I didn't let you be in MY video profile because it's MY video profile"
"Whateva"
"DUDE COME ON!"
"No. You never listen to me. You just shut me up and it makes me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Robbie. IT MAKES ME MAAAAAAAAAAAAD"
"I do listen to you"
"No you don't. If you listened to me we wouldn't be having this conversation"
"It's not like you ever listen to me"
"I might if you said something interesting"
"I SAY A LOT OF INTERESTING THINGS!"
"Gag me with a spoon"
"If you don't quit insulting me I just might"
"Shut up"
"YOU SHUT UP. You're sooooooo not being fair"
"No I'm being fair. You just don't get what it's like cause the shoe ain't on the other foot"
"If it were I wouldn't be acting like you"
"Wanna bet?"
"Um… no?"
"Good choice"
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