Never Fully Dressed
Agitha of Hyrule Castle Town bounced down the road, a dragonfly and a stag beetle on either shoulder. The self-proclaimed Princess of Bugs twirled around and helped a homeless man up from the street.
Hey, hobo man,
She pointed to the owner of the store that only accepted shoe-shined feet:
Hey, Dapper Dan,
Ya both got your style,
But brother you're never fully dressed without a smile!
She swung the snotty man off his feet and started to dance with him. The dragonfly picked up the stag beetle and flew around Agitha's head.
Your clothes may be Beau Brummely,
They stand out a mile,
But brother you're never fully dressed without a smile!
The uppity man shot daggers at Agitha, who smiled innocently:
Who cares what they're wearing on Main Street
She pointed toward the dump:
Or Savile Row?
She pointed to Hyrule Castle.
It's what you wear from ear to ear,
At this three passerbys jumped behind Agitha and formed a Chorus Line:
Ear to ear!
Agitha took off her hat and shoe:
And not from head to toe!
That matters…
At this she remarked:
Ah, the lovely goddesses…
The 'Chorus Line' started shaking their shoulders:
Doot-dooty-doo doo doot-dooty-doo doo, doot-dooty doo doo doo!
Agitha started to sing again, pointing to an official-looking gentleman:
So, senator,
Next she pointed to a man sweeping the streets:
So, janitor,
So long for a while!
Remember, you're
The chorus line joined Agitha:
Never fully dressed, you're never dressed,
Without an
S-
M-
I-
L-
E!
Agitha said one last thing before closing the door of her house:
Good Night!
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