So This is entirely random…. Just a goofy list hehe. Please R&R but please no flame, this is simply a joke.
20 Things that will get you killed buy Erik
1. Selling him girl-scout cookies.
2. Trying to make him wear an itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie-yellow-polka-dot bikini.
3. If you send your four year old sister to dress him up in a tutu and play 'Tea time' with her dollies' just because you don't want to.
4. If you buy him monster truck rally tickets.
will be punjabbed if you suggest he should cut his hair like Justin Bieber. In fact, so would I.
5. If you try to massage his feet. It tickles.
7. If you suggest re-constructive facial surgery. He hates doctors.
8. Decorate his house with your fluffy pink kitties then put your feminine products in his cabinet, you will be drowned.
9. Your dead if you "Be-Dazzle" his mask.
10. Don't practice your ridicules hair styles on the Christine mannequin. Only Erik has hair touching rights.
11. You will die a slow and painful death if you take all the clothes off the mannequin and proclaim obnoxiously, pointing at her under clothes, that, "you see London, you see France, You see Christine's under-pants.
12. Buy him men's lingerie
13. If you like your eyes, I suggest you don't "ooo" and "ahhh" during the "All I Ask of You" scene while they are sucking each other's faces off.
14. Showing him any R/C fan-fics.
't play the organ, touch the organ, come within five feet of the organ, look at the organ. Better yet, don't even think about the organ. ( Better watch out, you know you just did.)
16. Don't paint your nails around him. The smell makes him dizzy.
17. Imitating the monkey.
18. Don't try and tell him any pathetic jokes to make him like you.
19. Knitting a bunny-faced sweater for him, no matter how much love went into it.
20. And never, ever, try and sing Christine's parts in font of him. Only Christine can be Christine. ( I know this is a revelation to all you phangirls out there, but take deep breaths. They make you feel better.)
I hope that this shed some light on what not to do if you want to survive any time spent with the mysterious and wonderful thing we like to call Erik. Please, try and control your phangirl-ism. Until next time!