Why You Shouldn't Eat Ice Cream After Midnight
Disclaimer: We do NOT own Once Upon A Time, obviously. We do not even own the ice cream bowls mentioned in this story…
THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE ALL TRUE (sort of…)
"Get some ice cream," he said. "It will be fun," he said.
And thus their adventure began….
It all started with some ice cream. The two had just finished watching the latest episode of Once Upon A Time, and so they decided that this was a perfect time for ice cream. I was sitting in my cage watching. Who am I, you ask? I am Cholula Belle, the pet chinchilla. I am a fluffy, little rodent with bright red eyes. One of the two girls, Julia, insists that I look like a snowball. Julia Oberholtzer is a perky, artsy, brunette who happens to be obsessed with Asians. The other girl is Emily Smith, a chatty, creative, long-haired blonde, who is obsessed with many a movie and TV show. Along with these girls was Emily's athletic brother Robert.
Robert got three ice cream bowls out of the cupboard and placed them on the counter, and so Emily and Julia took the bowls and proceeded to spin them round like Jefferson's hat.
"Where is the purple funnel cloud?" Julia screamed.
"It isn't working!" Emily responded. "Magic is different here remember?" They both burst out laughing as they continued to spin the bowls, Robert standing there laughing at them as he left the kitchen with his ice cream. Suddenly, upon our noses a putrid aroma was sucked through our nostrils.
"What is that stench?" Julia hollered in discomfort.
"I haven't a clue, but that malodorous stench smells like soot and fire," Emily declared.
As we glanced at the circular dishes we noticed to our disbelief that, even though they had ceased their rampant rotations, they were still spinning. Out from the bowls erupted an enormous spinning cloud of purple smoke. Emily and Julia, both screaming, were sucked into the purple vortex.
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