Disclaimer: I do not own, opr ever will, the Naruto series, anime, manga, only the almighty Kishimoto-sensei does, no matter how many characters he kills off in the series……….damn him.

Alex: hello peeps!

Lyndy: throws a shamrock ion the air * hiya…

Alex: Well heres a little thing I thought up a while ago, there just arnet enough Shikasaku ficlets!!!! 8D

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A drunken enchange

'Damn why are you here Nara?'

'troublesome woman, I can get drunk in a bar on Saint Patricks day if I want…'

'In this bar stupid, I reserves the right to get drunk on today as well but I've never seen you here'

'Lees at the one I go to'

'wow crap, they let him in?'

'unfortuneatly for them, and the anbu have been trying to find him for the past three hours'

'you'd think with the path od drunken detruction he brings that the anbu would have no trouble tracking him down'

'well everyone we know is on a mission besides Lee' * sip *

'Dear Lord the noobs are duty?' * swig *

'Makes you fear for the village doesn't it? Troublesome trainess..'

'So much for Franky's bar then'

'I already know that , why do you think im here?' *swig *

'Because Lees there?' *drains bottle and gets another *

'Wow heavy drinker?'

'its Saint pattys day damn it all' *swig *

'…You sound like Tsunade-sama'

'Do i? crap..all I need are the pig tails now huh?'

'don't forget the nail polish' *swig *

'or the dotty thing in her forehead" *swip * *hiccup *

'dotty thing? Well I assume your thoroughly drunk now'

'shut up, what about you?'

'I don't give a crap I always sleep through hangovers'

'jackass'

'what else is new?'

'I haven't commented on your pinnapple head yet'

'yes you did'

'when?'

'just now'

'just now when? Wait…what were we talking about?'

'How your hair looks like a baboons rear end'

'That was low Nara…..real low'

'Not as low as I can go'

'limbo lower man! Wait was that a challenge?'

'no…I don't think' *looks at beer bottle* 'how many have I had'

'I don't know, I only got here a minute ago!'

'Its been an hour Haruno'

'really? I cant tell everything outside three feet is blurry'

'Hmm mine spinning, so are you wearing green?

'yes the hair band and my undies' *giggle*

'damn, are you irish?'

'erm no what about you'

'Green vest remember? And no im not irish……'

'….'

'.....'

'so you come here often?'

'not nearly as often as I should if I get to banter with you every time I get drunk'

'well what a waste of man power, I thought they could use you on the 'kiss me im irish' front.'

'I just told you I wasn't irish'

'but you're a shinobi'

'yeah and?'

'dont you , I dont know……lie for a living'

'good point Haruno….what time is it?'

'my watch says 12:30 '

'want to get out of here?'

*grins* 'your place or mine?'

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Incrediably short but I thought it was funny anyway XD inspired when I wlaked in on my mom and her boyfriend making out ……..yuck