"Hey Jarvis?"
"Yes sir?"
"I'm got some question?"
"What are they?"
"They involve a teammate!" yelled Tony
"Sir I-"
"I created you and I can uncreated you so spill."
"Ask away sir." sighed Jarvis
"Well it's Capsicle."
"Ask sir."
"Have Cap ever masturbated?"
"Sir I don't think-"
"Answer yes or no!" yelled Tony
"yes sir."
"Really?"
"Yes sir Captain has."
"Oh wow ok, has he done it?"
"No sir."
"So Cap has masturbated but, is still a virgin."
"Yes sir."
"Ok had Cap every have wet dreams?"
"Yes sir."
"Wow alright who about?"
"Peggy Carter sir."
"Masturbated to the thought of?"
"Peggy Carter and..."
"Come on spill."
"Sir I rather not."
"Come on how bad could it be?"
"It will scar you for life."
"Please don't say my parents?"
"No."
"Then who?"
"You."
Tony did a spit take loudly and coughed
"W-What?"
"Yes sir Captain seem to have a...thing for you."
"Huh really?"
"Yes sir."
"Oh Steve?" sang Tony
"Yeah?" asked Steve peeking in
"Jarvis footage?"
"Yes sir but, it is locked with a password."
"Hack it."
"What's going on?" asked Steve
The footage came on making Tony look at it in shock and Steve blush brightly
"T-Tony what the hell!" yelled Steve
"Is that what you say when you cum?" asked Tony
"N-No I-I how what why?" yelled Steve whose face was red
"Jarvis off and Steve don't worry it's between us."
"T-Thanks." sighed Steve
"Oh one more thing before I leave?"
"Yeah?"
"You wanna fondue some time Cap?"