Two zirglings wer running fast, heading back towards there
hive, when one of them (Jake) stoped and turned to the right and stared
the second one (Jill) came back and looked.
"What the hell are you looking at Jake!?"
"House, must go to house, must, must!!"
"Hmm, ok, let's go"
They charged towards the house, when they got to the door, they sliced the screen door at the front
and entered.
"You go that way, im going upstairs" said Jake
Jake ran upstairs, where he browsed threw the rooms, he finally found
somthing that intrested him. In the biggest bedroom, he found a
large wooden dresser, we maneged to open one of the drawers and yanked out
a blouse.
He went to chewing and ripping, suddenly Jill appeared and watched him for about
two minutes, then said
"JAKE STOP, the blouse is dead!"
"I know but I got to chew it into little, tiny, itsy bitsy, piece....*Gulp*
*Strangled voice* I swalloed a button"
"Oh what a shame, to bad it wasn't a zipper"
"Hey, you better beat it Jill or your going to be chow"
"Is that anyway to speak to your own sister, you big round faced
crap eater"
"RAHHHHHHHH!!!' he yealled and chased her down the stairs.
He triped near the bottom and she got a head start. He got up and tryed to follow
her trail. It led into a small room at thye other side of the house.
It was open a crack, he nosed his way in and walked a few steps.
Suddenly he caught a glimpse of a naked women sitting in the bath tub
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" she screamed and stood up
He imeadetly uhhhh changed course and was heading for the door, when all at once
the door slamed shut *WHAM!*
And suddenly jake found himself trpaped in a room with a insane naked women.
The women jumped out and grabbed a towel, she snaped it back and began clubing Jake over the head.
"GET OUT YOU MORON!!!"
"Well I'd be gald to, excep the door was locked" he said to himself
He ran around in circles for about two minutes beforehe finally decided he
had, had enoguh. He rushed the door and plowed it down. He then took a hard left and entered what seemed to be
the kitchen. The women, was right behind him, except this time she had
a broom.
Then I he right threw what I guess was her laundry.
"Was it my fault, that she parked her laundry right infront of an entry way, NO SIR!
but people always blame us"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU STINKING ZERG!!!"
She swated him several times before he finally got traction
on the slick floor. And he sped out of there.
Just to find the womens husband there staring.
"What the, A ZERGLIN'. WHERES MY GUN!!??"
"SHIT HE HAS GUN??!!!" Jake said to himself
He decided he wanted nothing more to do with these people, with or without
guns.
He dashed right threw the mans legs, wich afterward the women crashed into him.
He sped away into the woods, and didn't stop till he rerached Jill
"YOu were right, I think that that placew was dangerous" he said
"I told you" she said
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Next episode to come soon, so whatever
R/R!!!!!!!!
hive, when one of them (Jake) stoped and turned to the right and stared
the second one (Jill) came back and looked.
"What the hell are you looking at Jake!?"
"House, must go to house, must, must!!"
"Hmm, ok, let's go"
They charged towards the house, when they got to the door, they sliced the screen door at the front
and entered.
"You go that way, im going upstairs" said Jake
Jake ran upstairs, where he browsed threw the rooms, he finally found
somthing that intrested him. In the biggest bedroom, he found a
large wooden dresser, we maneged to open one of the drawers and yanked out
a blouse.
He went to chewing and ripping, suddenly Jill appeared and watched him for about
two minutes, then said
"JAKE STOP, the blouse is dead!"
"I know but I got to chew it into little, tiny, itsy bitsy, piece....*Gulp*
*Strangled voice* I swalloed a button"
"Oh what a shame, to bad it wasn't a zipper"
"Hey, you better beat it Jill or your going to be chow"
"Is that anyway to speak to your own sister, you big round faced
crap eater"
"RAHHHHHHHH!!!' he yealled and chased her down the stairs.
He triped near the bottom and she got a head start. He got up and tryed to follow
her trail. It led into a small room at thye other side of the house.
It was open a crack, he nosed his way in and walked a few steps.
Suddenly he caught a glimpse of a naked women sitting in the bath tub
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" she screamed and stood up
He imeadetly uhhhh changed course and was heading for the door, when all at once
the door slamed shut *WHAM!*
And suddenly jake found himself trpaped in a room with a insane naked women.
The women jumped out and grabbed a towel, she snaped it back and began clubing Jake over the head.
"GET OUT YOU MORON!!!"
"Well I'd be gald to, excep the door was locked" he said to himself
He ran around in circles for about two minutes beforehe finally decided he
had, had enoguh. He rushed the door and plowed it down. He then took a hard left and entered what seemed to be
the kitchen. The women, was right behind him, except this time she had
a broom.
Then I he right threw what I guess was her laundry.
"Was it my fault, that she parked her laundry right infront of an entry way, NO SIR!
but people always blame us"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU STINKING ZERG!!!"
She swated him several times before he finally got traction
on the slick floor. And he sped out of there.
Just to find the womens husband there staring.
"What the, A ZERGLIN'. WHERES MY GUN!!??"
"SHIT HE HAS GUN??!!!" Jake said to himself
He decided he wanted nothing more to do with these people, with or without
guns.
He dashed right threw the mans legs, wich afterward the women crashed into him.
He sped away into the woods, and didn't stop till he rerached Jill
"YOu were right, I think that that placew was dangerous" he said
"I told you" she said
____________________________
Next episode to come soon, so whatever
R/R!!!!!!!!