TCIR EP1: The Return to Wawanakwa
(It shows the dock and Lake Ontario. Chris pops up on-screen)
Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris Maclean, dropping season 4 of the very famous crossover reality show, right now! Here's the deal, 26 of the contestants have signed up to spend nine weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, ha ha, and leave Total Cartoon Island Return for good! (moves to campfire pit) Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive... a marshmallow. (takes a bite of one marshmallow) In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and two billion dollars, which let's face it: they're probably blow in a month. To survive, they'll have to battle... Black flies...
(flies buzzing)
Chris: Grizzly Bears,
(grizzly bear roars)
Chris: Disgusting Camp Food!
Grub on Plate: Hey now.
Chris: And, each other! Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of camera situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on...TOTAL…..CARTOON…..ISLAND RETURN!!!
(The TCIR theme song plays)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna be...
I wanna be...
I wanna be famous...
I wanna be...
I wanna be...
I wanna be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo...
(End of theme)
(A bus lands on the dock of shame. The door opens revealing all 26 campers. All the campers come out of the bus and look around)
Mung: We're back here? Well, that's a shave! (Laughs)
Chowder: (Bursts out laughing) Shave! Funny!
Truffles: I don't get it. And stop making cracks about stuff! (Slaps Mung on the back of his head)
(Chris walks onto the screen)
Chris: Hello, campers! Welcome to your home for the next nine weeks! Let's split you into teams. The teams are…
Killer Bass:
Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Courtney, Harold, Peter, Jen, Jonsey, Jude, Chowder, Mung, Truffles.
and…
Screaming Gophers:
Owen, Gwen, Heather, Justin, Leshawna, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy, Cody, Trent, Candace, Phineas, Ferb.
Chris: Let's take a group picture before we start. Everyone say Wawanakwa!
All campers: WAWANAKWA!!! (The dock breaks under them before Chris takes the picture) WHOA!!!
Chris: Okay, dry up and we'll get to the mess hall!
(At the mess hall…)
Chef: Listen up! I cook it three times a day and you eat it three times a day! So grab your tray, get your food and sit your butts down now!
Mung: Uh, I don't think rabbits go in hot dogs, chef.
Chef: Don't care! I need you to SIT YOUR ASS DOWN NOW!!!!! (His loud voice breaks Mung's nose and ears)
Mung: I, uh, eesh! Don't be as loud as Truffles is while the shift happens! Cover for me, Harold. (Gives Harold his rabbit hot dog)
Harold: Uh, I'm still hypoglycemic.
(Chowder is eating his food and his tray)
Truffles: (Groans) Do you have to eat the tray?
(Chowder had just swallowed his tray)
Chowder: Yes…
Chris: Get ready! Your first challenge starts in 40 minutes!
Chowder: What do you think they'll make us do?
Mung: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be? (cut to a scene where the campers are on top of a huge cliff) Oh shit!
(To be continued)