=================================Chapter 1=================================
Hyloi evertyyone, my name is Bekla I am 16 and ui hav biewtivakl brunette hair (it is beautiful!, people tell me dat ok) I have a greaty fasuon sence and- whats that TURBO OSTERAGE? You want me yto tell your stori? Oik, teh POWER OSTERAGE haz beautiful green plumaghe aand eye peircing he is a MEGA PUNK and is not afraid of anyone (he is hawt) I cry when angel,s deserve 2 dieh (I luv datr sawng) iu also cry becouse he lubvez the bunchkins. I am jeloz of dem becuz dey also have beautiful green skin and dey are mostly femanine charms are 2 powerful dey are aslo punks so dey are perfect for the man of mey dreams ULTRA OSTERAGE, I cry wotrsde becuz dey artre ferpect 4 eachoder (yo peps who played super metrid u kno wha I mean wink wink) but deh good tintg is dat dey arent togeder nao (its k guiz dey willl be soon). Ne wey here is dere story. One dey MEGA OSTERAGE was eating at the lunchroom after biology, he was TERA MAD becouse deh biology teacor waz a tool he knew noiting about MEGA OSTERAGES and space travel he was stupid so MACHO OSTERAGE POWER BROKE his MEGA DESK over his head. "mahn" Jacob said "that tteacher sure was a tool" "yeah" Britany said "a huge one!" "he wouldnt even listen!" Edward said MEGA OSTERAGE POWER PUT his GIGA IPOD onto his ROCKING IPOD STAND and started ULTRA BLARING HIS SUPER PUNK music to calm down. Den dey all moshed to Suffocation by Pappa Roach (all you who dont kno dis band can suck it!) while TURBO OSTERAGE and his gang were beating Britany to death with a crow bar he looked up and saw a hawt punk mostly chick.