Once upon a time in a land called Sega there were two brothers that loved like no others. Their names were Sonic and Manic. One was green and the other was blue but they're both hedgehogs and hedgehogs are tight.
These brothers achieved their special connection through many years of hardships. When they were mere sacs of placenta bound hedgehog babies they lost their mother, Whoopi Goldberg. And so through the vast majority of their childhood they searched the stars for her mixing hip pop beats along the way.
There were times when their connection was tested. Manic went through many stages in his teens that demure Sonic just could not quite deal with. Take Manic's off and on relationship with Dr.Robotnic( Sonic's long time enemy) for example. It left Sonic feeling like Manic just didn't care. Then came the suggestions. Manic,feeling Sonic just felt a little left out brought up the possibility of a Ménage a trois. Sonic had had enough. The brothers were no more.
Each had gone their separate ways. After a vast amount of untracked time Manic came to realize his wrong doing and dragged himself out of the Dr's bed, put on his wife beater and walked out into the world. It was tough for Manic traveling the Sega verse without Sonic's guitar expertise. All he had to go on was the steady tempo of his drums. So along the way to finding Sonic Manic turned to "the wrong crowd" a hot hair metal band that just happened to be passing through the Sega verse.
The brothers were well on their way to being reunited. Manic felt more alive then ever and couldn't wait to tell his brother and best friend the truth, he loved him. The mission to attain their mothers love was long forgotten, as well as their sister whom they had sacrificed early on for their own nourishment. Sonic was now Manic's life.
It has been a while since Sonic has thought about his brother. He has been settled down for quite some time with some kid called Miles Tails. He just couldn't help but wonder what Manic was up to. Was he involved in a gang war between the Pac-people and the rainbow ghosts? Is he paying his taxes?!? No, of course not. He's probably still in bed with that robust Egg-guy. It'd be best not to think of him any longer.
Some time later….
Sonic, finally having put everything behind him has decided to venture to the land of Canada to perform the ceremony of matrimony with his boy toy Miles. No sooner then the priest had asked if anyone objected a highly clichéd act occurred. Manic burst through the front entrance. Needle still in his arm, and dagger in his heart Manic's last words were " Shoulda had a piece o this fiiine ass while yo' coulda." And then not even the healing touch could cure him. And ALL WAS DARK. ZA END