Hey guys! Alright, first fanfic! And it's about the Akatsuki!

Sorry if some of these are repeated from other 'Annoy the Akatsuki' lists, if you see any repeats it was unintentional!!

Another note: I do not hate the Akatsuki. In fact, I love them. This is just funny.

Twenty-One Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki:

1) Ask Sasori if he wants to be a 'real boy' like Pinocchio does

2) Replace Deidara's clay with Big Red chewing gum

3) When Deidara yells at you for doing it, interrupt him by saying 'un' or 'yeah'

4) Hide pictures of Sasuke in Itachi's underwear drawer and tell the other Akatsuki about them

5) Even better, write with a pink marker on the back: 'I heart Baby Brother'

6) Buy a cat and hide it in Kisame's room

7) Make Zetsu watch a video on caterpillars and their eating habits

8) Put Hidan's scythe in Kakuzu's closet and tell him that Kakuzu took it

9) Put Kakuzu's wallet in Hidan's closet and tell him that Hidan took it

10) Sing 'blank and blank sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G' and replace the blanks with random members of the Akatsuki

11) Ask the Akatsuki how frequently Orochimaru calls them

12) Replace Pein's piercings with heart-shaped or rainbow colored ones

13) Tell him that Konan thinks it makes him look pretty

14) Whenever something annoys you, say 'God', and ignore Hidan's correction that its 'Jashin'

15) Give out their whereabouts to random people on the street and tell them that free ice cream is being handed out there

16) Buy lollipops for Tobi and tell him that he can only have one if he is a good boy

17) Give Itachi wrinkle cream. If he asks why, tell him its because he looks old

18) Ask Konan why she's the only girl there again and again (or ask her if she's only there for Pein)

19) Turn off all the lights and tell Itachi that he's finally gone blind

20) Paint your nails pink and say 'Look, I'm just like you guys!'

21) Run faster than them when they start chasing you

Ta Da! Please review if you liked it, or if you have any suggestions for later lists I should make!!

Special thanks to RedWolvesMoon for #19, Arkadian Toad for # 4, 5, and 10, and my sister for # 3, 16, 17, and 20.

I might update another list soon! Thanks!

-ExplodingWeekend