If I Were GayAN: Right, so I was bored and decided to do a little challenge for myself! This will end up being 50 (or 100, haven't decided yet) small Torchwood fics based on songs/song titles that have popped up when I've listened to music. So far I've got 20 planned out, so feel free to suggest songs. (Can't promise I'll use them though!)
Important:
- Mainly Janto, and maybe hinted Owen/Tosh.
- The chapters aren't related to each other. So you don't have to read all ones.'
- No, it's not song-fics, they just happen to be based on the title or partly of the content.
- The title is only called If I Were Gay since it was the first song I used. No other reason. So it's not related to other chapters.
Chapter summary: The Torchwood-team is out clubbing a night and Ianto is the only one getting wasted. And Jack tried to make a move on him, but Ianto is not gay!
Warnings: Alcohol, mentions of sex, no spoilers in this one I think.
Disclaimer: Believe me, if I owned Torchwood there'd be more of Jack and Ianto than it already is!
If I Were Gay
Ianto Jones sighed as he took a sip of his whiskey, just glancing around. The others in the team seemed to be getting themselves really wasted, and they had only been there for a short while... but quite frankly Ianto didn't care much about that, they could get themselves really wasted if they wanted to. And Owen had tried to make him taste some suspicious looking drink but Ianto had refused, and since then he had at least been left alone. At least he thought so...
"'Ello there Yan!" a loud voice boomed beside his ear, making him twitch a bit as he glanced to his right, only to see Jack look at him with a grin on his face and a beer in his hand.
Another sigh escaped Ianto's lips before he actually spoke to the obviously drunk Captain. It would be interesting to see what would happen if there was an alien invasion or something like that in Cardiff at that very moment.
"Jack," Ianto simply said with a nod, expecting the other to go back to the others in the team. They had to be a lot more fun than Ianto either way. Once more he sipped at his whiskey and blinked a bit as he looked around. God, all colours were awfully annoying... making things spin. And it had absolutely nothing to do with the alcohol he had consumed, no way!
"Why so grumpy? It's celebration!" Jack happily exclaimed and looked at the bartender, "Two Captain Jack's, please," he said and then looked at Ianto who raised an eyebrow, "You're gonna have the best drink of your life!" he slurred and handed Ianto a very brightly coloured drink once the bartender was finished.
Ianto scrunched up his nose and frowned as he looked at it, "What is it?" he asked, not even caring to ask what they were celebrating... he was just going to get a really silly answer from Jack. Since from what Ianto knew they had nothing to celebrate except the fact that they had hunted down a pack of Weevils. Which in Ianto's world wasn't much to celebrate since it was a normal occurrence.
"Just a Captain Jack!" Jack cheerfully said and patted Ianto's shoulder before he took a gulp of his own drink.
"It's enough with you," Ianto muttered under his breath but actually tasted the drink even though it looked a lot more suspicious than the one Owen had tried to offer him. But then again Ianto had always thought it was a bigger risk that Owen tried to secretly poison him than Jack. But when Ianto felt a hand rest on his leg he started doubt that the drink was safe.
He threw a small worried glance at Jack, "What's in it? Rohypnol?" he dryly asked with a look at Jack's hand, and Jack just laughed at him and shook his head before removing his hand.
"There's a looot of things in that, but why would I need to date rape someone, Ianto? Think I'd have problems getting my way with someone?" he asked, face suddenly dangerously close to Ianto's, almost causing the Welshman to start sputter and push him away. But he composed himself and looked back into Jack's eyes.
"Of course not, sir," he said and rolled his eyes.
Jack flashed Ianto the normal Captain Jack Harkness-grin, which was filled with Captain Jack Harkness-attitude, "I'd easily get you on the hook as well... you know you want to..." he said, very clearly trying to be seductive.
"Jack, I'm not gay," Ianto stated with at Jack who looked a bit disappointed, "But I'll give it to you that this tastes good..." he said once he realized he actually had been drinking most of the drink up by now.
"Two more Captain Jack's!"
1 hour later (and many drinks and laughs later) Jack had managed to get Ianto up on the dance floor where they wildly danced together. The older man was, even though he was intoxicated, very surprised at the moves Ianto had. He had never thought that the Welshman had it in him. That Ianto would dance like this with him was just not existing in his world.
After a while Jack just couldn't take it any longer, Ianto had been rubbing up against him far too long and he wanted to to something about the problem growing in his pants. And the club wasn't a proper place for such a problem.
"Ianto-,"
"I'm still not gay," Ianto abruptly cut Jack off before he could say anything more, "But if I were gay..."
A grin spread out on on Jack's face as he waited for the rest of Ianto's sentence, which seemed to have gotten stuck in his throat, "What Ianto? If you were gay?"
The Welshman licked his lips and grabbed Jack's coat, "Let me show you what I'd let you do to me if I were gay, sir," he said dangerously close to the Captain's lips.
"Your place then?"
"Let's hurry, and please get your hand out of my pants," Ianto huffily said before he pulled Jack out from the club, hearing the distant catcalls from random people. And he could almost swear he heard Gwen's voice in the midst of them.
And that wasn't the first time Ianto Jones showed Jack what they could do if he was gay.
AN: Denial, dear Ianto, it's called denial~
So, what did you think? Another one will probably be up later, it's fun to write and I've got so many ideas right now so I don't know where to start xD
This was based on the song If I Were Gay by Stephen Lynch!
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