I don't own MAXIMUM RIDE. Sadly...
So, this is what happens when you drink too much coffee and eat to many tacos in the same hour. I wrote this a long time ago and am only now going to upload it.
If anyone wants to be in this story, can you PM me or something? I need at least five new characters.
So this should be funny...
Gabby: I'm bored.
Max: Me too.
Gabby: *Goes through drawer*
Max: …Gabs…?
Gabby: *pulls out paper and pencil* Yes?
Max: This is not writing time.
Gabby: …I was going to draw.
Max: Oh. So are you being artistic today?
Gabby: No.
Max: So…what are you drawing?
Gabby: A piece of pie.
Max: What flavor?
Gabby: A flavor.
Max: Just tell me.
Gabby: Pumpkin.
Max: You're hungry again, aren't you?
Gabby: *glares* NO! Why would you think so? *breaks pencil* Leave me alone!
Max: Here's a pie, fatty. *hands over pie*
Gabby: I am a member of the Fat Club**. (**=is a twig that eats a lot)
Max: Take it.
Gabby: *grabs* Fork.
Max: I don't have one.
Fang: *pops up* Holy shit is that a pie?
Gabby: Yes.
Fang: *grabs pie* Yay!
Gabby: *roars* MY PIE! *tackles Fang*
Max: *backs away slowly* Fatties…
Gabby: *gets pie back* Yay! *nomnom*
Max: Fatty.
Gabby: Why thank you!
Max: *facepalm*
Fang: *is in emo corner* Pie…*moans*
Max: Fatty.
Fang: I want pie.
Max: No.
Fang: WHY? *grabs chainsaw out of nowhere* Argh!
Max: *kisses Fang* Stop.
Gabby: Ew. Romance. *is reading Eclipse*
Max: Says the girl who reads vampire romance novels.
Gabby: I do not! *has all Vampire Academy, Twilight, and House of Night novels*
Max: *rolls eyes*
Gabby: *laughs* Stupid Edward. Of course Bella will marry you. She has your freaking mutant spawn later. And turns into a vampire thanks to you.
Max: And that's totally normal!
Gabby: Yes, yes it is. Thanks for stating the obvious normality of me. *eye twitches* SPARKLES!
Max: *looks at Gabby* Do you always have to wear black?
Gabby: Not neccasarily. I wear dark blue, green, and white sometimes.
Max: That's your uniform. For school.
Gabby; . . .pfft, so?
Kat (random1ness): *poofs in by smoke* Gabby, I saw something creepy…
Fang: Where the hell did she freaking come from?
Kat: Fang? *tackles into hug*
Max: *facepalm* OMPJFTLBEP…
Gabby: Kat, Max just said our word!
Kat: YAY! *hugs Max*
Gabby: I hate hugs.
Fang: *crosses arms* That makes two of us.
Gabby: *has Maximum Ride books also* But here, in Max, page 86, you are on the floor holding each other, kissing.
Fang: *takes book* That means nothing.
Gabby: Mm-hm.
Kat: *gets off Max* So, Fang, why did you leave?
Fang: I didn't leave…*confused*
Gabby: *mumbles* …dumbass…
Kat: Gabby's other story. And FANG.
Fang: *eyes widen* Oh. Well, I came back.
Gabby: *fake sniffs*
Kat: How does it feel to have every girl stalking you?
Fang: Good…wait, what?
Gabby: *opens door*
*fangirls run in*: FAAAAAAAANNNNGG!
Fang: Holy shit! *runs out*
Gabby: FANG! Come back! *you can blame it all on Kat*
Kat: LOL.
Max: …Fang?
Gabby: Get over it my friend. Move on.
Max: But I don't want to…
Fang: *being tackled by girls in hallway* Help!
Max: *leaves to save Fang*
Gabby: I think we got too much for what we bargained for.
Kat: What was your first clue?
Gabby: *facepalm* Never mind…
Kat: Where's Angel?
Gabby: Trying to get me some money.
Kat: From where?
Gabby: The mint.
Kat: …Is that illegal?
Gabby: Who the hell knows anymore?
Kat: …
Gabby: I like pie.
Kat: …nice to know.
Fang: PIE? *has escaped*
Max: Pie.
Gabby: Pi.
Kat: No, pie.
Gabby: PIE IS AWESOME.
Fang and Max: Yeah…
Kat: What? Oh, yeah.
Lizzy: *poofs in* Wee…
Gabby: WTF?
Lizzy: *shrugs shoulders* IDK.
Kat: Welcome to idiots anonymous! *eye twitches*
Gabby: *sitting quietly* *yells* Sparkles!
Lizzy: Where?
Gabby: I don't know.
Max: What the heck is wrong with ya'll?
Gabby: Many things.
Max; . . .
Kat: I'm weird.
Gabby: Yes, yes I am.
Max: Ya'll are idiots.
Gabby: Thank you.
Max: *facepalm*
Hannah Montana: *poofs in eating chocolate*
Gabby: WTF?
Hannah: I was looking for the bathroom.
Gabby: Then leave!
Hannah: *poofs away*
Gabby: The idiots we have in this world.
Max: …
Kat: …pie…
Max: *finally loses it* What is with everyone and pie?
Gabby: It's scrumptious.
Kat: As is Fang…I mean, cake!
Fang: *screams* I'm a ninja!
Gabby: Ninjas are awesome!
Kat: As is Fang…I mean, pie!
Fang: *sings* I'm a ninja, ni- ninja!
Max: Fang, you are not a ninja.
Fang: If I wasn't, I couldn't do this. *disappears randomly* *poofs back* See?
Max: In this story, we can do anything.
Gabby: We can't make a singing rainbow chocolate unicorn appear!
*Gabby's dream rainbow…unicorn thingy appears*
Unicorn: Neigh.
Gabby: That talks like Charlie the Unicorn!
Unicorn: Ugh…what the hell…where am I?
Gabby: Charlie! *bites hoof*
Unicorn: What the…!
Kat: Where are the bananas?
*bananas appear*
Lizzy: Put it in your ear! *poofs away*
Fang: Rainbow emo lamps!
Max: WTF?
Fang: *runs in circles* Star Wars! *grabs lamp* *swings it around* *makes light saber noises* Pssh!
Max: ... What the hell…?
Kat: *is putting bananas in unicorn's ears* *singing* Put a banana in your ear…
Max: This is madness!
Fang: NO! It's craziness! Jeez, get it right.
Gabby: *has rainbow chocolate on face* Jeez, get it right, Max.
Max: …um…okay.
Angel: *randomly appears* I like rainbows, and ponies, and moo-vies, and-
Gazzy: *appears* Shut up! *leaves*
Angel: …and gum and candy…*poofs away*
Fang: Emmet!
Max: I'm leaving. *poofs away*
Fang: *is singing Nobody's Perfect*
Gabby: *joins in*
Kat: Ya'll are mental. *joins in*
Gabby: Thank you.
Fang: *switches to You Belong With Me*
Gabby: I hate that song but love singing it anyways! *starts singing*
Kat: *is still singing Nobody's Perfect* *stops* Hey!
Gabby: I like pie.
Fang: *stops* Charlie! *starts eating unicorn's horn*
Unicorn: Hey!
Fang: Emo ninja, I am!
Gabby: What?
Fang: *hums Indiana Jones music*
Gabby: Pie!
Kat: It's not nutritious, but sure is delicious! Please welcome this box of lucky charms!
Fang: *eats the box*
Gabby: WTF?
Fang: *stops eating* Your mom.
Gabby & Kat: I scream, you scream we all scream for-
Fang: Pork chops! *eats pork chop*
Gabby: YAY!
Kat: o_O' Ya'll are getting too weird, even for me. *poofs out*
Max: *comes back* Fang I've finally realized what you mean to me! Let's go get married in Vegas!
Fang: …okay!
*They leave with Charlie*
Gabby: Why am I always the lonely one?
…Charlie?