Rager in the Room of Requirement
The other day:
-Hermione wrote a fanfiction story for Hogwarts; a History, was excited about it, and then realized she should probably just kill herself now.
-Ron, being so afraid of a spider, ran into a glass door and broke his nose. Madame Pomfrey, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and some kid who looks like Robert Pattinson all laughed at him.
-Harry fought Voldemort... it ended in tie.
This lead to the general agreement that they all needed to get really, really wasted. Alas, they totally raged in the Room of Requirement...face-plant.
"Harry, I'm soooo drunk rihgt now I don't EVEN KNOW howfg manyy shots I've doneee"
"Let me guess, Ginny made you do it?"
"SHE MADE ME"...
"-Harry! Jussst friendsss!" she moved his hand away from her ass.
"Ok..."
"Ron what are you doing?"
"I jusst want soem potstickers okayyy! leaeve me alonneee"
"Nevilleee, letsss play ruittt!"
"Ok"
...9 cups later
"Damnit Neville!"
"Sorryyy Lavender..."
"I shouldn't have trusted in you, stupid nice hair..."
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE TENT ERNIE!"
"hEY guyss, where's Padma?"
"With Shamus..."
"Where's Parvati?"
"With Dean..."
The young wizards raged heartily into the wee hours of the night, forgetting their troubles and finding solace in their drinks. It was forever remembered as a night of romance and poor decisions, cheap vodka and friendship. And in a secluded part of the Room that strangely resembled a barn, Draco hooked up with Hermione...and then booted.
THE END