Garfield of Justice
It was normal day in land of America when Garfield suddenly recieved phone call on his phone that recieved phone calls and you could access by calling it via phone, but that phone had to be able to call other phones.
"What is it." Said Garifled with statement and unamusment of being interrupted from his walk.
"ガーフィールドくん、あなたの助けが必要です。 私はちょうどgoogleの翻訳を通してこの文を走らせました。 ジャジャジャジャヤ"Said Japanese person from Japan.
"Yes, I understand, I must go giving justices to enemies." Said Garfield in replyings. Using lasagna energy, Garfield blasted off to New Jersey.
"Ahahaha, we are so cool by commiting crime." Said youths who were spraying vulgar graffitis on the side of a bank.
Garfield became enraged by youth wasting lvies away with crime, and smashed their faces."
"Crime does not pay." Says Garfield.
"We are sorry Garfield, we will live wholesome lives." Said boys with repentance.
Garfield began to walk to location of greatest danger, where enemy of justice residing.
When he reached, Garfield saw his fated opponent, Platam Dragon Lord. "Huhuhu, Garfailure, I, PDL, will use dragon power to destroying you." Said cocky dragons
"You are 1000 years to early ot challenge me" Said Garfield as he flicked coin at PDL, penetrating dragon heart and casuing it to collapse in pile of failure and defeat.
Suddenly, Nega Aniki and Van Brightholme appeared from alternate universal portal. "I will show you who is boss of this gym" Said Van Brightholme as the two of them ganged up on Garfield.
Garfield, Van Brightholme and Nega Aniki started to do manly tangling and battling, and penetrated each others with their spears of passion.
"All my Deep Dark Fantasies are being fulfilled" Said Nega Aniki as he was penetrated by Garfield's fist.
"You know I am the Dungeon Master." Said Garfield.
Van Brightholme began to shoot the goo as he said "You are truly the boy next door."
Eventually, both Nega Aniki and Van Brightholme exploded into dust from too much man energy.
"Gyaaaaaaarghhhh" Exclaimed the both of them as they disappeared from the world, but were given pure ecstasy before their disappearance.
"They were true men." Said Garfield with manly understanding and respect.
Suddenly Eugen, Jin and Soriz appeared.
"It is time for Soiya! workout." Said Eugen.
"Ok, we will go soiya at the gym, and then soiya with maidens afterwards for break."
Said Garfield with planning. The four men went together to all-american gym and later to Garfield's pad for loving with maidens such as Natalie Portman. USA was saved.
It is to be continued.
AN: Maruyama, if you need someone to replace you because you are too tired, you know where to reach me.