Naomi: Hello, Hetalia fans, I am your host, Naomi Toriyama. I have captured the Bad Touch Trio so you can all ask them questions.

Spain: Reaches out from a crate that I stuffed him in that was once filled with tomatoes Help us...Please...

Prussia: Sitting on a couch next to Naomi You're only in there because you let Romano try to kill her.

Spain: SHE WAS A CRAZY FANGIRL! What was I supposed to do, Gilbert?

France: I did not mind getting captured by a beautiful fangi-

Naomi: serious face Hungary lent me one of her best frying pans.

France: I'll behave then.

Spain: Can I please come out?

Naomi: No, you're in time-out, Spain, deal with it, you can come out next time when we get some questions.

Spain: I promise I'll be good, I'll give you lots and lots of tomats if you let me out!

Naomi: I'm not one to eat tomatoes, thanks.

Spain: Ah...Crap...Um...What do you like? Oh, yeah, that's right! I'll give you lots and lots of churros!

Naomi: I can make them myself.

Spain: Um...I know! How about a Spanish omlette?

Naomi: USTED SABE QUE HACER TORTILLAS DE ESPANOL?

Spain: Yo soy del pais de Espana...

Naomi: Prussia, se la palanca que yo era una tortilla Espanola AHORA!

Prussia: Que?

Noami: GET THE DAMN CROWBAR!

Prussia: What about the introduction?

Naomi: Screw the introduction I probably won't get anyone to ask us a question.

France: Well...Um... looks at Prussia and Naomi using a crowbar to get Spain out Oui...Ask us a question and when we get enough we'll answer them next week...Or whenever...

Spain waves goodbye once we get him out