I have too many Liper one shots on my computer, so I figured I'd post one. :)

"Get in!" Piper shouted to Leo as the rain started pouring down. He hopped in her brand new car and let out a shaky laugh, "Nice wheels, Pipes."

"Shut up, Leo." Okay, so her car wasn't exactly brand new, but it was new to her, and that's all that really matters. "So, as you can see, I finally passed my freaking driving test!"

Leo started opening and closing the glove compartment. She slapped his hands away, "Stop it!I just got this new car, stupid. You could break the.. hinges."

"New car? Are we sure about that, beauty queen?" He motioned to the seats, which were torn and the foam was popping out. "Plus, if I broke it I could just fix it."

Piper smirked, "Exactly why I got a broken down, yet fixable car, dumbass."

Then, Piper put the car into drive and headed down the street. She was a pretty average driver. Her driving wasn't very smooth, but it never crossed the border into unsafe.

"Seatbelts." She said authoritatively with a smile.

Leo replied, "Already got mine on."

"I know," She giggled, "I just really wanted to say that."

They drove on with Piper only getting honked at twice. (This was a very huge improvement)

"So.. Where exactly are you going?" Leo asked her.

She honestly didn't know. It just felt good to be driving around without an adult. And to have finally passed that cursed driving test. Three times the charm, maybe?

"Um.. Not sure. You want to go somewhere?" She asked when they headed towards a stoplight.

Leo's face lit up like a christmas tree. "Taco Bell!"

Piper made a face of disgust, "Please do not even try to tell me you want a taco at 9 AM, Leo that's seriously so gross." She held the s to emphasize how honestly disgusting it was.

He patted Piper on the head, making her feel like a dog, "No, Pipes! That's why we get the Taco Bell breakfast. Truly a genius invention if you ask me."

"Dude, Leo, that's even more gross. But whatever, it's your stomach."

She put on her turn signal a little too late, earning her honk number 3. (Still an improvement)

Leo continued chanting "Waffle taco" until she pulled up to the drive thru. Going through a Taco Bell drive thru at 9 AM was now something to cross off her bucket list.

Leo got his waffle taco and they drove away from the restaurant. The smell was so intense there'd be essence of taco bell breakfast for weeks..

"What's it look like?" Piper asked. She was feeling a mix of curiosity and disgust. But she couldn't deny that she wanted to watch Leo eat it.

"The face of God."

She rolled her eyes and he unwrapped the Waffle Taco. "Come to Uncle Leo!" He exclaimed and poured syrup all over it.

"I swear Leo, if you spill syrup in my car I'll-"

Leo shushed her, "Shh, do not speak words of negativity in front of the Waffle Taco."

"Can I show it words of negativity?" She asked and flipped off the Taco.

Leo shook his head. "Be ashamed of yourself, Piper McLean."

After finishing the taco, (If you could even call it that) Leo's facial expression drastically changed. "What did I just eat?"

"The face of God." Piper said, using his own words.

"Yeah, I think it was more of ass than face." His eyes widened. "I think I might be sick."

Piper swerved, "Not in my car! Leo valdez!"

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