BOO/YAY! A new fic! That I made.
Yay...
(frowny face that's eating cheese here)
Disclaimer: I don't own SSB, SSBM, SSBB, SSBP, BS, SVU, CSI, SUV, FF, RLS, ABC, NBC, PBS,USA, USS, ASAP, 911, 411, 811, NYPD, LAPD, IKWYDLS, ROFL, LMAO, LOL, OMG, WTF. But I do own the world.
Yoshi was sitting with Roy and Mr. Game and Watch on the couch that (insert type of weather here)-y day, Yoshi was trying to squeeze out a fart, grunting and making faces.
"GRRRRRRR, EEEEEEEEEII." Yoshi grunted.
The two on either side of him ignored this.
Yoshi popped in a cloud of fart stuff.
Roy tried eating it but ended up eating a taco.
Master Hand then came in and said, "Who wants free lice?"
"ME!" the two screamed, the glove resurrected Yoshi with your mom (Oooooooh…?) and they all left to the dinning hall.
"Who wants free lice?" he asked again to the other Smashers,
"ME!" they said, including the other three.
"Then follow me!" he said and floated away through the door, the Smashers blindly following.
He flew past a large box with a stick holding it up, once they were under it, he yanked a string and it fell over them.
"Master Hand was even too smart for me…" Mewtwo said seriously.
"Stupid evil plans," Fox whined.
"Who's there?" a voice asked,
"Us." Link replied,
"Oh." the voice said,
After a while the box was lifted up and a weird studio thing that was weird and studio-ish was in front of them.
"Coolz." The voice, who turned out to be Snake, with the other new Smashers said and stuff.
"Now you have to play PHEAR PHACTOR!" Master Hand said.
"O RLY?" questioned Marth, falling into the sewers and fighting off evil mutant zombie mutant evil rats of horror and doom.
"Yes." He said,
They shrugged and went into the studio.
"Hi, I will be your host for Phear Phactor." Explained a creepy-ass girl named May, from the Pokemon series.
"NUUUUUUEEEE…" Mario cried and went on a rampage eating coffee tables.
"Ok where's Daisy…" Link said, looking under people's butts for her hiding place. Even though they were all standing and Link was just pretending to link together two of my stories to look at peoples' butts.
"This time it's a black Yoshi." She said, a black Yoshi came up to them slitting his wrists, and then slit his throat. A camera guy died instead.
Marth ran in screaming, covered in rats.
Then a freaky odor wafted in and everyone held his or her nose, Young Link ripped his nose off and looked for a place to put it.
Pit only pinched the skin on his nose until tears came down because he was a sadistic freak.
"Oh that, that's just from the Hidden Room." May said.
"'K." Falco said, breaking his beak from pinching it.
"Ok, to your dorms." May said as she motioned for them to follow her, causing Link to get motion sickness.
May kept smiling, as if Link didn't barf all over her shirt, because he didn't. He barfed on Zelda; luckily she thought this was sexy.
She showed them to two rooms, one pink and the other brown. The boy's got the pink one and the girls got the brown one. Each room had beds lined up against the walls and a plasma TV on each long end.
"The walls are so… dark." Peach commented, as they looked almost black,
"I like to pretend they're made of poo," Jigglypuff giggled.
"Yay pink!" Marth screamed, jumping up and down on his bed.
"Where's Kirby?" Pikachu asked, as the pink was camouflage to the puffball's skin.
The girl's beds were all glaring purple and seemed to glow, the boy's beds were clear.
"Omg I lub brown lolz." Jigglypuff said and tried eating the walls.
"Stupid rhyming…" Samus said.
I deleted two stories.
Boo...
(rips off some more Joeb-ish stuff)
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