I was utterly bored, and decided to make this. I am so random today, so please n flames, unless that is your hobby. I do not own PotC. Only this Fanfiction. Thank you.

Jack danced around the Black Pearl, singing to himself. "Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see, this, our town of Halloween!" As Jack sang gleefully, Will furrowed his brow. "What the Cheez-Its are you wearing??" Jack stared at him, then his outfit. Jack wore a Jack Skellington costume. "You like?" He did a diva pose, and Will couldn't help laugh. Jack glared at him. "It's for Halloween! You know, the huge party at Chriss's (me, AnimePirate) house? Well, I'm going as a different Jack!" Will rubbed his chin. "Nice," Jack then questioned Will. "What are you wearing?"

"I'M NOT COMING OUT!"

"YOU STUPID EUNUCH!COME OUT BEFORE I GET THE BELT!"

Will ran out of the room, afraid of being punished. Jack examined Will, then smirked. "Ha, Will," Jack laughed. "I like your Mickey ears!" Will was dressed as Mickey Mouse…Pity…Will went back to the room to change…again.

"Much better, you whelp!"

Will was now Ichabod Crane from Sleepy Hollow. "If I were a woman…"

Jack started. But he decided not to finish his sentence. That, and he was interrupted by Rap music. Elizabeth came skipping on deck. "SOULJA BOY UP IN THERE OH! WATCH ME CRANK DAT WATCH ME ROLL! WATCH ME CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY! SUPER MAN DAT"—But before she could get further, she saw Will and Jack just staring at her like she was growing 4 heads. She hid her iPod. "Um…that was embarrassing. Why don't I just change?" She inched away slowly to the room. Jack and Will stared.

Elizabeth came out looking like Katrina from Sleepy Hollow. Will's jaw dropped. Jack rolled his eyes, "The Stupid gets the Stupider." Will punched Jack. "DO NOT CALL ELIZABETH 'STUPIDER'!" Jack grinned. "Touché, I was calling you Stupider." Arabella came running to the room to change. "Bell," Jack called. But she just rushed by. Will laughed. "WHO'S GETTING DISSED NOW! THIS IS WHY I ROCK! THIS IS WHY I ROCK!" Jack shoved Will. "Shut up, Eunuch,"

Arabella came panting dressed as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas. Jack wolf-whistled. "Lookin'good, Bell!" Arabella smiled. "Thanks, but thank God that there is no corset!" Elizabeth pouted. "I have to wear one! Not fair…lucky."

They arrived at Chriss's house, where loud music was playing. Jack knocked on the door. It opened. Chriss was dressed as Emily from Corpse Bride. Behind her, a guy was dressed as Victor. "Couples dress alike, it's more orderly." Chriss stated. She pulled the guests in, and the party REALLY started. Jack screamed, "DRINKS ALL AROUND!" Chriss rolled her eyes. Arabella blushed. "Men, husbands, never change," The-Guy-Dressed-As-Victor came up to Chriss. "Shall we?" He held out his arm, and she accepted. Arabella sighed. "Her and Sawyer look good together," Elizabeth nodded. Then she saw Will, and rushed over to him. "Excuse me for a sec…WILL! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE BEFORE YOU DO THE MACARENA!"

Pointless, but random. But it's suppose to be stupid. R&R