I DO NOT own Percy Jackson
Nico was very hungry. Usually he is NOT a big fan of food but, he had not eaten in what felt like a century. So, he went to Percy`s apartment. "Percy" Nico said "Im hungry make me some Folks Flakes"
"But Nico you have that cereal every time yo come here" Percy replied.
"Just give me the DARN Folks flakes" Nico yelled.
"Maybe today you can have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich instead of Folks Flakes." Percy said. "I`ll help yo make em. First get bread, peanut butter and jelly." Nico did so. Then he yelled:
"There no milk in this!"
"Yah," Percy said "not every thang haz yo milk dude!" Then, to make a long story short, Nico ended up having bits of sandwiches in milk. "Nico can I tell yo somz thang?"
"Sure Percy!" Nico replied happily… (MORE OF THE STORY IS DOWNWORDS!.)
"HAIL FREAKIN HYDRA!" he yelled. Nico gasped. He should have known Percy didn't say stuff like YO! Just then he heard the REAL Percy yelling "HELP" from the upstairs closet. Hastily, Nico freed Percy from the closet and together they defeated the imposter!
"Lesson learned!" The real Percy said. "NEVER EVER EVER trust people who say yo!"
"Yah, Under all rules NEVER trust people who say yo!"
THE END
A/N Percy and Nico are right, never trust people who say YO! Please review! :)