The New Master Card Commercial!

This a stupid parody for the master card commerical! You just have to read it!

Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter or Master Card.

A/N: Warning: This is so stupid but me and my friends were talking about and I came up with this! Just R&R!

Finding a wand that's perfect for you from Ollavanders, seven galleons!

Winning the Daily Prophet Grand Prize Galleon Draw to blow on a trip to Eygpt, seven hundred galleons!

Seeing Draco Malfoy turned into a blonde ferret and bounced up and down by Professor Moody, Priceless!

For everything else there's Master Card!

Mivea!