Disclaimer: Shockingly, I don't own the x-men. Contain your grief.

Summary: The x-men learn that there are hundreds of stories written all about them and start looking at them. All sorts of stuff occurs because of what they read.

A/N: People write tons of fanfics about the x-men, so I wrote a fanfic about what happens when the x-men learn about all these stories. I can't write fancy accents, so just pretend that everyone went to English class and got rid of their accents. Oh, and this is my first fanfic, so pretend you like it. Wow, you have to do a lot of pretending.

The x-men were sitting doing absolutely nothing on a hot July day. Logan was out of town, so the danger room sessions were insanely easy. No horrible enemy or mega powerful mutant had decided to attack the x-men, so it had been a quiet few weeks. Scott, Kitty, Kurt, and Rogue were all sitting in a room moaning about the heat.

"I'm sooooo bored" moaned Kitty.

"We could always do a little more training" suggested Scott.

"Not going tah happen" replied Rogue in a bored voice.

"There's nothing to do around here. I'm so bored." complained Kurt.

"Oh god. Remember the last time Kurt said he was so bored" Kitty said.

Scott shuttered. "That was bad. Very bad. You caused more destruction than Sabertooth, Remy, and Pyro combined."

"Plus, Logan nearly killed you when he saw what you did to his motorcycle."

"Where is Logan anyway?"

"Probably went on one of those 'learn more about my horrible past' trips"

"Doesn't he like, have anything better to do"

"Well, he'd probably make us run danger room simulations if he was around"

"Good point"

"So, what do you think he's going to bring home this time"

"Ah say he comes back with twenty government agents following him"

"Are you kidding, he's coming back with twenty corpses"

"I say he gets another government experimental clone"

"Relax, I know a wonderful place where you can find all the answers"

"Kurt, magic eight ball does NOT hold all the answers. I thought that was clear after you tried using it to get dating advice"

"Amanda wasn't happy, the eight ball betrayed me. But, I've got something even better. Be right back"

Kurt teleported out of the room, leaving everybody else wondering what Kurt was going to bring.

"Ah swear, if he brings another piece of junk he bought in a yard sale…"

Kurt suddenly teleported back with a laptop in his hands. He put the laptop on the table and opened the internet. Kitty walked over and took a look at the laptop.

"Isn't this like, Scott's laptop?"

"What! Kurt, how many times do I have to tell you that you can't download porn on my laptop."

Kurt typed on the computer and the google search page popped up. "Relax, I'm not looking for porn, I just want to know what Logan is doing."

"And you intend to look it up on google. Are you crazy? On second thought, don't answer that"

"Hey I found something. Wolverine goes on a journey to learn more about his past, and X23 decides to tag along. Hey, it's an entire story."

The other x-men, reasonably curious, gather around the computer. Scott pushes Kurt aside and started looking at the computer. After clicking a couple times, he opened up a page full of different stories.

"There are hundreds of stories here, and they aren't just about Logan, there about all of us."

Next chapter, they actually look at the fanfics (either that or suddenly Magneto attacks the institute and kills them all). This is just setting up the story. Review what you think of the idea or I'll go with the Magneto idea for chapter 2.