Because I love being random
So, one day, Lucy was walking to school and when she saw her friends Alice and Serah, they were suddenly transported to the world of Hetalia. Also, they were considered countries, with Lucy being Brazil, Serah being Guernsey(1), and for some reason, Alice invented her own country called Twiland, despite Lucy's objections. The only countries there were America and Canido, Canidee... forget it. All was calm until an Englishman and a Spaniard burst through the wall and started singing along with Alice:
"YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!"
And in the other corner of the room, Poland started, like, totally playing Justin Bieber and China was next to him and when he heard the girly voice of horribleness, he started banging his head on the wall and saying, "NO NO NO NO NO!". But then, because she heard the evil that is Justin Bieber, Lucy immediately used the Tang Soo Do(2) South Korea taught her and smashed the stereo to bits, much to Poland's, like, dismay. After that, South Korea was touched by the way Lucy used the martial arts he taught her for the better. But he was then approached by North Korea and they started to argue. Later, South Korea would find that North Korea stole all his kimchi(3) and his television set so he can't watch any of his K-dramas anymore. And you can't watch Stairway to Heaven without kimchi. Or without Stairway to Heaven, for that matter. You just can't!
Back to the matter at hand, Italy offered Lucy to ride in his car. She immediately regretted saying yes the second Italy started driving. He was driving at light speed. I mean, my god. After the trip, she ran to the nearest rubbish bin and puked. Lucy then discovered that France had stolen her panties (except for the pair she was wearing at the moment). She responded by smacking him in the head with a frying pan she borrowed from Hungary. Prussia showed up and Lucy decided to hit him with the frying pan for fun. While that was happening, Alice was naming her new cities and Serah was renaming hers. They weren't that creative ,though. For some reason, Alice kept naming her cities Jasper and Serah kept naming them Murtagh. Then, all of a sudden there was an earthquake under Sealand and a bunch of land elevated from under him. He then became a global powerhouse and nuked all the countries.
And then Lucy walked out of reading class and back home.
1- Guernsey is a small island country near the coast of France and near England.
2- Tang Soo Do is a South Korean martial art that I just so happen to practice. And I have a blue belt.
(Interesting info you will probably never use- The reason Tang Soo Do doesn't have a black belt ,but a blue belt, is because black means death or perfection in Korea. We don't want death, that's a given. And in Tang Soo Do, we are taught that it is impossible to reach absolute perfection , but that we should try our best to get as close to it as possible.)
3- Kimchi is a spicy Korean food...people eat it...yeah
Well, thanks for reading!