the file: shut up and bow
the freak: codecxm
the victim: team 7, Sakura-centric
the type: humor/friendship
the rate: k+
the overview: In which Sakura was taller than the boys. And oh, how much she loved it.
the danger: a bit of crack, but who doesn't love crack? :D
the claim: not mine.

"I am not little."

Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke just raised their eyebrow, a bit confused by Sakura's sudden statement.

"But you are our little cherry blossom, Sakura-chan…" Naruto said.

Kakashi nodded and pinched his only female student's cheek slightly, "still are and will always be!" he smiled beneath his mask.

"No, seriously!" the pink haired kunoichi huffed and rubbed her cheek, "I'm the oldest between the three of us; therefore, I am not little."

"It doesn't matter though," Sasuke said for the first time that morning, a bit amused by his emerald eyed teammate, "physically, you are the little one."

"Are you saying that I'm short?"

"At least shorter than us, dattebayo!"

Sakura instantly glared at the loud mouthed blond.

"Naruto…"

"Yep?"

"I'm taller than you."

Realization struck Naruto like a lighting.

"Oh."

"Aaand," she said, switching her attention to the raven haired teen, "I know I'm taller than you too, Sasuke-kun!"

Sasuke frowned at that, "I don't think so,"

"Yeah!" for once, Naruto was siding with his rival slash best friend, "you may be taller than me, Sakura-chan, but there's no way in hell you'll beat Teme's height."

Sakura smirked smugly, much to the boys surprise, "Are you sure about that?"

They gulped, "…yes?"

"Wanna make a bet on it?"

"It's poin—" "BRING IT, SAKURA-CHAN!"

Sasuke glared at Naruto. Who gave that blond knuckle head permission to make decision for him?

The smirk never left her face "If I win, you both will be my slaves for the rest of the day. If you win, well, you decide. Deal?"

Sasuke sighed; let's just get this over with.

"Deal!"

And Sasuke and Sakura shook their hands.

Sakura smiled, "Okay then, Kakashi-sensei, if you please."

The Famous Copy Nin just shrugged and proceeded to measure his students height. The bet was more interesting than Icha Icha Paradise anyway, and he was quite curious about how this would turn out.

.

.

.

Sakura grinned.

She grinned oh so very wide.

"Ha! I told you so!" and she continued jumping and laughing in glee around Sasuke, making the boy glared even harder at the pink haired kunoichi.

But his glare didn't affect the girl at all, so he turned his glare to the silver haired jounin instead.

Kakashi raised his hands, "hey, it's not my fault you're shorter than her."

Sasuke's face was all red, "only by three fucking millimeters!"

"Still shorter!" and Sakura laughed even harder.

Naruto didn't believe this at all. Sakura was taller than he AND Sasuke.

Whaaat?

Wait… that means…

"Okay, now, Naruto, go buy me some anmitsu. I'm kind of hungry right now."

Naruto groaned and left to the store across the street. He didn't dare to disobey her.

"And for you, Sasuke-kun,"

Sasuke shivered. He had a feeling that he wouldn't like this.

"You know, it's my time of the month, so can you please be a dear and go to the market and buy me some tampons?" she said with a straight face.

Too much information.

He swore if he wasn't an Uchiha he'd faint right there and then.

Kakashi couldn't contain his laughter.

Sakura smirked.

That was for underestimating me last mission.

a/n: Happy belated birthday Sakura, my Lady :3