Twas the night before Christmas…but Houseified
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the apartment
Not a creature was stirring, not even Steve McQueen.
Wilson's socks were hung by the fireplace with care,
And House had discreetly filled them with baby snakes before he went to bed.
House was snuggled up alone in his bed,
While visions of Wilson screaming danced in his head.
And Cuddy in her 'kerchief' and Foreman in a cap,
They just settle down for an hour's nap.
When out in the car park there arose such a fight,
House sprang from his bed and turned on the light.
To look out the window as quick as a flash,
Opened the curtains and then tore the sash.
The moon softly shining on the new-fallen snow,
Gave the image of shiny objects buried below.
When to House's eyes then should appear,
By miniature kangaroo and a Barbie I fear.
With the Australian driver so lively and quick,
House knew it was Chase jumping in feeling sick.
Vomiting more quickly and each course had it came,
He yelled at House, falling and calling by name.
"Oh House your so great, intelligent and fine,
I need you to cure me with your greatest mind."
So House walked to his porch and observed it all,
"Go away!" he shouted "before I go and make a call!"
As the dry leaves rustled from the wind in the sky,
Chase meets with an obstacle and finds how to fly.
House wanders outside and wonders what to do.
While Chase ends up crying and feeling the fool.
And then he spots Cameron looking up at his roof,
Then she trips forward and looses a tooth.
As she cries out Dr. Wilson is found,
Laughing and fooling and joking around.
House was dressed in warm clothes from head to foot,
And laughed at them silly for being in the hood.
"That's Foreman's job silly" as he patted them on the back
"Now get back inside before you think you are black."
When they got back inside they all felt so merry,
And House even let them watch some more telly.
"The next person to talk will be the first one to go,"
"The next soap that's coming is one of the best shows"
As they show came on Cameron gritted her teeth.
She hated this show especially Keith.
The character was messy and ate lots of jelly,
He laughed a lot more then even Aunt Selly.
But Chase enjoyed it more than House himself,
And challenged him freely forgetting his health.
A wink of House's eye and a twist of his head,
He head butted Chase, flying into Mr. Ted.
They spoke not a word but giggled instead
And Chase was feeling woosy and clutching his head.
He looked at Cameron and she then froze,
Then spotted a zit on the end of her nose.
She sprang from the couch and gasped in fright,
For she was the scariest monster of the night.
But House then laughed and he limped out of sight,
Calling "Happy Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!"
AN: Hope you enjoyed! I know it's a little early for Xmas but what the hell! Ideas can't be bottled up forever! Some credit goes to ilovgregoryhouse as she came up with a few lines :D