A/N: Ack, this is just a stupid attempt of me being funny. And it's my
first ficcy to be posted, so please be nice. ^^ Please review so I know if
it's good, altho all mah friends say it's funny. And tell me if I did
anything wrong or if you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them ^____^. I'll
except (and expect) flames becuz if I don't, how am I gonna know if it was
bad? If anyone really credits me with a super nice review, I might put you
in my story but you'll need to give me a description of yourself. But I'm
sure you don't wanna listen to my mindless babble anymore, cuz I tend to go
on and on. So w/o further ado, Evil Tomatoes: Chaptah I!
Evil Tomatoes!!
Once upon a time in a land known as Hyrule, there lived a boy with a monkey tail. He is the idiotic hero of this story. His name is Zidane. But YOU can call him Monkey-Boy. *snicker snicker* Anyway, Zidane was walking down the road, coming home from his job at the steel mill, and minding his own stupidity when CRASH! He tripped over.A BODY?? Ew. Who would leave that there? So Zidane got up, rubbed his buttocks (tail included), and looked at what he tripped over. HE SAW A PRETTY GIRL!!! "Ooo la la," he mumbled. The PRETTY GIRL turned out to be.*trumpets blare* Kairi!!!!! Zidane started drooling uncontrolably and looked with sparkly eyes upon the beautiful girl (woman?) fate had blessed him with. Then, he began to think.
Meanwhile. (Don't you just love those?)
Ansem and Kuja were fighting over the last burrito. Heck, ???(?) had chosen that they be trapped by evil poes in the Desert Collosus and had to sacrifice their clothing to build a tent. So technically, they weren't fighting over the last burrito but they were fighting NAKED over the last burrito. Ha ha I proved ya wrong! Now you must give me wintergreen tictacs for I'm addicted to them as if they were a drug. Ahem, sorry. Anyway, Ansem just kicked Kuja in the ribs and Kuja doubled over in PAIN. PAIN. PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN. And HORROR. Can I make it anymore clear for you?
"Poor Kuja, he got a boo-boo," Ansem teased. Little did Ansem know, he and Kuja were secretly being watched by a silver-haired, 15 year old beauty with a yellow tanktop and puffy blue pants known as Ri-oops, my bad. I mean, CAN YOU GUESS WHO IT IS????? Eheheheheheh.
End of Chaptah I.
A/N: Yes, I know it's short. Next chaptah will be longer, I promise. I hope- ith you enjoyed it my little readers. I have a pet log-ith. *strokes pet log lovingly* Good boy Loggy. NOW REVIEW!!!! I need-ith to know if I should- ith continue. So whilst you wait-ith for me, I suggest-ith you go read Nyxe's fic Bound by Darkness cuz it's the best-ith. NOW!! Oh yeah, I do know who Kuja is, however, I have not yet gotten to the part in FF9 with him. I've seen pictures, and at first I thought he was a girl. I also own FF8, 9 and 10, but that's it of FF. In FF8 I'm going to the Fire Temple or whatever it is, I forget. In FF10 I'm right before the part with the shoopuf (if that's how you spell it). In FF9 I'm at Black Waltz Numbuh 3. And I've beaten KH, of course. I also have Okage: Shadow King and I HIGHLY suggest that you buy it. I have a blast every time I play it. I will post chaptah II at.3 reviews, okay? 3 measley reviews is all I ask for. And the first person to review will be credited ^^. Dang, the author note is practically longer than the chaptah.
Evil Tomatoes!!
Once upon a time in a land known as Hyrule, there lived a boy with a monkey tail. He is the idiotic hero of this story. His name is Zidane. But YOU can call him Monkey-Boy. *snicker snicker* Anyway, Zidane was walking down the road, coming home from his job at the steel mill, and minding his own stupidity when CRASH! He tripped over.A BODY?? Ew. Who would leave that there? So Zidane got up, rubbed his buttocks (tail included), and looked at what he tripped over. HE SAW A PRETTY GIRL!!! "Ooo la la," he mumbled. The PRETTY GIRL turned out to be.*trumpets blare* Kairi!!!!! Zidane started drooling uncontrolably and looked with sparkly eyes upon the beautiful girl (woman?) fate had blessed him with. Then, he began to think.
Meanwhile. (Don't you just love those?)
Ansem and Kuja were fighting over the last burrito. Heck, ???(?) had chosen that they be trapped by evil poes in the Desert Collosus and had to sacrifice their clothing to build a tent. So technically, they weren't fighting over the last burrito but they were fighting NAKED over the last burrito. Ha ha I proved ya wrong! Now you must give me wintergreen tictacs for I'm addicted to them as if they were a drug. Ahem, sorry. Anyway, Ansem just kicked Kuja in the ribs and Kuja doubled over in PAIN. PAIN. PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN. And HORROR. Can I make it anymore clear for you?
"Poor Kuja, he got a boo-boo," Ansem teased. Little did Ansem know, he and Kuja were secretly being watched by a silver-haired, 15 year old beauty with a yellow tanktop and puffy blue pants known as Ri-oops, my bad. I mean, CAN YOU GUESS WHO IT IS????? Eheheheheheh.
End of Chaptah I.
A/N: Yes, I know it's short. Next chaptah will be longer, I promise. I hope- ith you enjoyed it my little readers. I have a pet log-ith. *strokes pet log lovingly* Good boy Loggy. NOW REVIEW!!!! I need-ith to know if I should- ith continue. So whilst you wait-ith for me, I suggest-ith you go read Nyxe's fic Bound by Darkness cuz it's the best-ith. NOW!! Oh yeah, I do know who Kuja is, however, I have not yet gotten to the part in FF9 with him. I've seen pictures, and at first I thought he was a girl. I also own FF8, 9 and 10, but that's it of FF. In FF8 I'm going to the Fire Temple or whatever it is, I forget. In FF10 I'm right before the part with the shoopuf (if that's how you spell it). In FF9 I'm at Black Waltz Numbuh 3. And I've beaten KH, of course. I also have Okage: Shadow King and I HIGHLY suggest that you buy it. I have a blast every time I play it. I will post chaptah II at.3 reviews, okay? 3 measley reviews is all I ask for. And the first person to review will be credited ^^. Dang, the author note is practically longer than the chaptah.