written by Puddle Demon

Summary: Alanna is squire to Jon, and as they were walking

                  in the woods by starlight, many strange things

                  happened. This is a random story…but please

                  review anyway!

Chapter 1: When you meet a crocodile…

'Where are we going Jon' Alanna's voice was tinged with impatience.

'You'll see' Jon said, infuriatingly.

Alanna frowned as he led her deeper into the forest. She kept stumbling over tree roots, because she couldn't see.

'Is the blindfold really necessary?' she demanded as a bush whipped against her leg.

'Yes' Jon answered firmly.

Alanna muttered under her breath about crazy knights, and Jon chuckled softly as snatches of Alanna's curses reached his ears. He shook his head and led her onwards.

'Jon!' she whispered angrily, 'I have had enough!'

with that, she ripped off the blindfold.

The sight before her took her breath away.

Concealed by the trees was a huge stone, topped with a purple gem which emitted vibrant blue sparks.

And around it were bands of willowy, pale skinned people. They nearly all dressed in black.

One turned and Alanna nearly cried out.

Long fangs protruded from the lady's gums, and her pupils were little more than amber slits, not unlike those of a cat.

With a predators grin, the lady advanced on Alanna.

Hee hee! I am a very random person…this story isn't really a proper story, which you probably realised!

It's just to make you laugh…but this chapter wasn't very funny.

Next chapter will contain songs and dancing and biting and other random stuff!

Please R+R…even though this isn't really a proper fic…so don't flame me about that!

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