Super Smash Brothers: Rejects and Rumors Return for Revenge
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
Introduction: Over the years, n00bs have argued and disputed over which characters should be in the next Super Smash Bros. Game. I have a few opinions on some of these topics myself, but I don't defend my opinions like the people on the GameFAQS message boards. One of the ways these arguments have been settled is through putting one character that they believe should not be in the game against their idol character that they worship as a God. I have viewed these topics, had a good laugh at the points, facts, and details that the people in these topics provide, and, unfortunately, remembered the details of these topics. I have decided to tell these stories again, through a different point of view. Who knows, maybe if this story goes over well, I'll come back and write more Fan-Fics. So with that said, I present; Fan Fiction Theater. ENJOY!
Chapter 1: I was that close to getting in…
"Yeah, I tried out, almost got in too. I was beat out by Young Link. What kind of game need two of the same farking character, anyway?" Pit moaned as he shot arrows at a target with Young Link's picture imprinted on it. He fired an arrow at the target and hit it so hard, the target was split in half (Keep in mind, Pit is using a regular bow that requires you to use your own strength without any help from the bow and this is a target that is made of a very thick cloth, stuffed with heavy materials.). "You aren't the only one who was beat out by a chump, Pit." Meta-Knight replied, practicing his sword skills, "I was beat out for a clone position by Falco. I mean c'mon, he sucks!" Meta-Knight threw his sword in the wall, creating the "I" in a carved sentence in the wall that said "Die, Falco!". Sonic the Hedgehog stood leaning against the wall, "It's not as bad as trying out, and then having people use you for a prank that tricked a ton of people." Tails stepped out of the darkness in the corner of the room, wearing a muzzle.
"Oh, we will haves our revenge. The designers, they turn us down. Then the EGMs, they put us in their magazine as a prank. We hates them! We wants to be in the game, we wills be in the game, we wills beat the Pikachus!"
"Tails, for the most part, is right! We should stand up to these designers and get in the game! NOW WHO'S WITH ME!!" Pit screamed as he stood up on the couch and put his fist out. No one in the room got up or did anything, "If you do it, I'll give you five bucks."
"Five bucks, sweet!" Meta cried as he jumped out of his armchair and put his fist in. Sonic soon joined them and so did Tails. And so, they had become the A.S.S.B.U.T.T. or the Anti Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Trouble Team. "All right, lets get started." Pit started drawing on blueprints to show each person where they should go to get revenge on the people they had been beat out by.
Tails eyes turned red, "We will have revenge!"
So, that's all for now. I know It was really short, I'll try to type more in other chapters. About Meta saying Falco sucks, I don't think he sucks. Just think about, if you were beat out by someone in a competition, you would think that person sucks. I'm I right? I'm I right? Of course I'm right, I'm SilverSonic. Alright, so next time watch out for a little more swearing and in your reviews, could you perhaps suggest rejected characters that you would like to see. Please keep in mind I don't want people that are exclusive to Playstation like Cloud Strife or Squall. So R&R, please don't flame, and I promise to write longer chapters next time. SS44, out!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
Introduction: Over the years, n00bs have argued and disputed over which characters should be in the next Super Smash Bros. Game. I have a few opinions on some of these topics myself, but I don't defend my opinions like the people on the GameFAQS message boards. One of the ways these arguments have been settled is through putting one character that they believe should not be in the game against their idol character that they worship as a God. I have viewed these topics, had a good laugh at the points, facts, and details that the people in these topics provide, and, unfortunately, remembered the details of these topics. I have decided to tell these stories again, through a different point of view. Who knows, maybe if this story goes over well, I'll come back and write more Fan-Fics. So with that said, I present; Fan Fiction Theater. ENJOY!
Chapter 1: I was that close to getting in…
"Yeah, I tried out, almost got in too. I was beat out by Young Link. What kind of game need two of the same farking character, anyway?" Pit moaned as he shot arrows at a target with Young Link's picture imprinted on it. He fired an arrow at the target and hit it so hard, the target was split in half (Keep in mind, Pit is using a regular bow that requires you to use your own strength without any help from the bow and this is a target that is made of a very thick cloth, stuffed with heavy materials.). "You aren't the only one who was beat out by a chump, Pit." Meta-Knight replied, practicing his sword skills, "I was beat out for a clone position by Falco. I mean c'mon, he sucks!" Meta-Knight threw his sword in the wall, creating the "I" in a carved sentence in the wall that said "Die, Falco!". Sonic the Hedgehog stood leaning against the wall, "It's not as bad as trying out, and then having people use you for a prank that tricked a ton of people." Tails stepped out of the darkness in the corner of the room, wearing a muzzle.
"Oh, we will haves our revenge. The designers, they turn us down. Then the EGMs, they put us in their magazine as a prank. We hates them! We wants to be in the game, we wills be in the game, we wills beat the Pikachus!"
"Tails, for the most part, is right! We should stand up to these designers and get in the game! NOW WHO'S WITH ME!!" Pit screamed as he stood up on the couch and put his fist out. No one in the room got up or did anything, "If you do it, I'll give you five bucks."
"Five bucks, sweet!" Meta cried as he jumped out of his armchair and put his fist in. Sonic soon joined them and so did Tails. And so, they had become the A.S.S.B.U.T.T. or the Anti Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Trouble Team. "All right, lets get started." Pit started drawing on blueprints to show each person where they should go to get revenge on the people they had been beat out by.
Tails eyes turned red, "We will have revenge!"
So, that's all for now. I know It was really short, I'll try to type more in other chapters. About Meta saying Falco sucks, I don't think he sucks. Just think about, if you were beat out by someone in a competition, you would think that person sucks. I'm I right? I'm I right? Of course I'm right, I'm SilverSonic. Alright, so next time watch out for a little more swearing and in your reviews, could you perhaps suggest rejected characters that you would like to see. Please keep in mind I don't want people that are exclusive to Playstation like Cloud Strife or Squall. So R&R, please don't flame, and I promise to write longer chapters next time. SS44, out!