Disclaimer: I do not own Potter Puppet Pals or any Harry Potter characters. I do own Dennis Stenchbottom (no relation to Neville Longbottom).
Potter Puppet Pals 4: The Silver Sword
Introduction:
Many, many, many, many, many, years ago, a great sword was forged with magical powers. But only one knew what the sword's power was. That was its owner, the great wizard Dennis Stenchbottom.
Curtain opens on a deep underground chamber, lit with torches. In the center of the room is a pedestal. A very old Dennis Stenchbottom enters stage right, carrying a bright sword in his hands, talking to it (go figure).
Dennis: Now my dear Swordy-poo, I am getting very old and wrinkly. Sooner or later, I am going to trip over the bucket. (He pauses.) What's that? No, I don't mean "kick the bucket," I mean "trip over the bucket." Now … where was I? … so I am going to leave you down here where you will be safe, and where nobody can use you for evil.
Dennis places "Swordy-poo" on the pedestal and begins to walk away. Suddenly, he farts and his own gas blinds him. As he stumbles around, he trips over an old bucket (where did that come from?). He hits his head and dies.
And so ends the Introduction.
Note: Yes, it will be funnier later on, and longer too. And in case you don't think Dennis Stenchbottom sounded like a great wizard, did you notice how he predicted his own death? Pretty nifty, huh? More coming later.