Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or its characters, that right belongs to Hiro Mashima.
There were some things that one couldn't fix. And at the moment Bickslow was pretty sure this was one of them from the look he was getting from the busty blond, whose doe brown eyes were shooting sparks that looked like Laxus' lightning bold, only in mini form. Raising his hands in front of his body as he tried to inch back millimeter by millimeter. He was trying not to have her kick him through the nearest wall.
Bickslow swore this was the last time that he would listen to Natsu about something is okay. Nope, never again. Though Bickslow was pretty sure that Natsu was laughing right now, there was common sense, and he had not used it, climbed through the damn window to land on top of Lucy, who was very naked though the view was extremely nice.
"You have exactly ten seconds to explain, or I take your damn manhood, Bix."
Her singsong voice bringing him back to the present as his babies flew around him in agitated circles. Their little chant about boobies was not helping matters. Sticking his tongue out and laughing as he tried to move back some more, he stopped when he felt her raise her knees. Swallowing Bickslow wondered if the other side looked as pretty as those who'd had close calls with death described.
"uh... well...Natsu?"
'Natsu, Natsu, Natsu, Natsu, Natsu!'
The skeptical eyebrow she rose as she covered her chest with her arms was telling. Then again, Lucy was his best friend, so of course, she wouldn't believe that he would tell someone else to crawl through her window at almost 2 am in the damn morning while she was sleeping. Though, it had been a dare.
"Really? And just why the fuck would you listen to Natsu?"
Frowning at what she just asked, Bickslow tried to figure out how to explain what and why, as to how he did as Natsu suggested.
"I am waiting... and just so you know my keys are under my pillow. Loke is furious right now."
Eyes going wide under his visor, Bickslow felt a shiver run down his mind as he recalled fighting her and Loke during Fantasia. He'd like to avoid getting hit with another regulus punch, or Lucy kick. So, on instinct, knowing there was nothing he could tell her to fix the situation, only make it worse, threw himself to the side and out the window, calling for his babies to catch him, while Lucy screeched in the unholiest manner that would do a banshee proud.