Disclaimers: I do not own CM or the characters. I sort of own the plot.
Rating: Um...T? I honestly don't know.
What the hell even is this?
I went to a website and I used a prompt filler. I was to give names and then words such as nouns, adverbs, etc. Then, I clicked "write me a horror plot."
This is the conclusion...um...read? Review? And, yeah...
Enjoy! :)
Whilst investigating the death of a local Psychiatrist, an adorable FBI agent called Penelope Garcia uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, glowing sandwich circulating throughout Washington, D.C.. As soon as anyone uses the sandwich, he or she has exactly 13 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look skeletal. A marked person feels like an idyllic goldfish to touch.
Penelope gets hold of the sandwich, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a splendid flamingo balancing on a crumpled Psychiatrist, an old newspaper headline about a catapulting accident, a hooded horse ranting about eyes and a drinking well located in a dull place.
When Penelope notices her elbows have goldfish-like properties, she realizes that the curse of the glowing sandwich is true and calls in her best friend, a football player called Derek Morgan, to help.
Derek examines the sandwich and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the splendid flamingo balancing on a crumpled Psychiatrist particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Penelope and Derek pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded horse. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
I don't know. Honestly no idea. But here it is.