Chapter One – Disclaimer
D-Mon's POV
D-Mon: I do not own…
The door slammed open and my three best friends (Cookie, actually you-go-on-my-cookie, Fuzzy-Oh who we only call Fuzzy and dodochan, who is not called Tae-Kwon-Dodo, but just Dodo) were stuck in the door, waving at me. Then they suddenly screamed,"We want cookies!"
D-Mon: I am not a (cookie) shop! I am your best friend.
Finally (after a lot of screaming, cursing, shouting and randometies like – cookies -) they climbed through the door into my room.
Dodo: Is RANDOMETIES a word? … I like it!
Fuzzy: Me tooooooo!
Cookie: (claps hands together) Cookies!
Fuzzy: Another randomety!
Dodo: I like that word!
Fuzzy: Me tooooooo!
Cookie: It suits you!
Dodo: Really?
D-Mon: Hey! Are you totally ignoring me?
All three together: YES!
Fuzzy: Of course!
Cookie: Douuuuuuuhhh!
The spell checker: What word is that supposed to be?
Fuzzy: I think it's "duh"…I think… But I'm not sure… I don't know!
Cookie: (who is just reading Faust chp.7, says randomly) Meow.
Attention!
Dodo: (disclaimer in Disclaimer) She does not own "Meow". "Meow" belongs to Bakura. I mean the Bekhara from Faust. I mean THE FAUST belonging to the great RYUUJITSU!
(Falls on her knees and worships)
Fuzzy: Bakura meaning the Bakura out of Yu-Gi-Oh, belonging to Takahashi, but that's not important is it?
D-Mon: It is!
Dodo: It is? IT IS!
Cookie: Cookies!
Dodo: What? No, I'm not hungry.
Cookie: Cookies!
Dodo: I said, I'm not hungry!
D-Mon: Dodo, I think she doesn't mean that she wants to give you a cookie. I think she doesn't even know what it means herself!
Dodo: Oh, O.K.!
Fuzzy: (Changes the topic) Hey D-Mon, what's that on your laptop?
D-Mon: Oh, that? That's my new fanfic. I just wanted to write the disclaimer when…
(I look meaningfully at the others)
Dodo: Oh! Why don't you write it now? I looooooove reading!
D-Mon: Good idea, I will…
The door flew open AGAIN and two familiar boys came in. One with a bright smile on his face, the other with a perfect why-the-fuck-did-my-silly-little-foolish-sweet-hikari-make-me-come-here glare.
Ryou: Hi girls!
Bakura just glared at us with his famous death glare.
Dodo: Are those really…?
D-Mon: Yes Dodo… Ryou and Bakura.
Ryou: Hi D-Mon. Read your last fanfic. Wanted to ask if you got anything new, but I see you have guests so…
Dodo: Doesn't matter! Just stay here PLEASE!
(She's a BIG Bakura fan)
Bakura harrumphed and started to glare at Dodo. Dodo glared right back (She's very good at death glares). Bakura grinned. Dodo – shock!
Ryou: O.K. well stay… So, do you have anything new?
Dodo: You really know her?
Bakura: (Pointing at Ryou) Yeah, he reads her stories!
Ryou: And who are you?
Dodo: I am the GREAT DODOCHAN! Mwahahahahahaaaaa…
(As soon as she said that, she fell over unconscious and Cookie and Fuzzy catched her
before she was on the ground! She always pretends to be strong, even when she's
really nervous or scared.)
Ryou: What's with her?
D-Mon: Oh, she's just a Big Fan, and YOU talking to her was a little bit to much.
Bakura: (Grins evilly) Well, if she's such a big fan, I think we should hive her something to remember us! Right hikari?
He pulled out a black marker and started scribbling all over Dodo's face.
Bakura: Mwahahahahahahaaaaa…
Fuzzy: We seem to hear that rather often, don't we Cookie?
Cookie: Cookies!
She pounced on Bakura, took his arm and bit in it.
Bakura: Ahhhhhhrrrgughhhhh!
He started spinning around to get rid of Cookie.
Ryou: Kura-chan! D-Mon stop her! She'll bite his arm off!
Bakura stepped on Dodo's face and woke her up. She turned around and…
BLINKED!
Dodo: D-Mon, why is Cookie doing this?
She blinked again…
Dodo: (screams) Cookie is hurting Bakura! Fuzzy get the cookie jar! We have no other choice!
Fuzzy: But, but… last time!
D-Mon: Get it! We'll live! …I hope.
Fuzzy ran out of the room to get THE COOKIE JAR! In the meantime, Ryou jumped at Cookie, trying to get her off of his yami, but she wouldn't let go.
Slow Motion
Dodo: (Runs towards Ryou) Stop! She'll bite you tooooooo!
Slow Motion Stop
Cookie just tried to bite Ryou when Dodo pulled him back, so that Cookie could only catch his hair.
Ryou: Ahhhhhhh! My hair!
Dodo: (To Cookie) You, you ruined his hair!
I had to hold her back so she wouldn't do the same mistake as Ryou.
D-Mon: (Screams to the door)Fuzzy, hurry up or she'll eat us all!
Cookie: Coooookiiiiieeeeees!
Finally Fuzzy came running into the room with THE COOKIE JAR in her hands. She placed it in the middle of the room, opened the lid and waft the "smell" to Cookie.
Fuzzy: Attention! Everybody, stay away from the cookie jar!
Cookie sniffed the air and saw the cookie jar. She let go of Bakura and walked to the jar. She reached in it and "POOF" she was gone.
Ryou: Hey! Where is she?
Fuzzy: Gone, don't you see that?
Dodo: Duh! He knows that! He means, WHERE has she gone to.
Ryou: So?
Dodo: Oh, another dimension! …I'm so smart!
Ryou: And how are we going to get her back?
Bakura: What do you mean, get her back? Why should we? It's not our problem!
Dodo: But you have to help us! You are the all mighty TOMB ROBBER! You are the only one who can save her!
Bakura: Oh, yeah! You're right! I am the all mighty TOMB ROBBER! Since she has disappeared when she reached into the cookie jar, maybe we should do that to?
Fuzzy: Douuuuuuuhhh!
Ryou: Let's Go!
Ryou walked to the cookie jar, reached into it and "POOF" he was gone.
Bakura: Ryou, wait for me!
Dodo: Ahhhhhhh, Bakuraaaaa! Wait for meeeeeee!
They vanished too and the rest followed.
(AN: This fanfic was written by my friends and me, but I typed it. Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa!
The next chapter will come soon. They will be written each by one person, but soon
we will write together again. Yeah! Please don't mind if this chapter is a little silly
because it was written by us together and if were together we get really silly!
Please review! All together: PLEASE!
Disclaimer: (The real one)
D-Mon: I do not own…
Dodo: Hey didn't you forget anything?
D-Mon: Oh, yeah! We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Fuzzy: We own nothing!
Dodo: but some day! Mwahahahahahaaaaa!
Cookie: Cookies!
D-Mon: Let's all be silly!
All together: Coooookiiiiieeeessss!