The News of Final Fantasy IX
(Dagger and Vivi are sitting at a large desk with serious expressions as news music plays and the camers swings to Dagger and Vivi large on screen)
Dagger: Hello, I'm Pri- uh...Dagger Smith here with my co-anchor Vivi (Vivi nods)
In today's Top story: Trouble, causes problems. And now over to my co-anchor Vivi. Vivi?
Vivi: Thanks Dagger, In today's news; A psycics convention was cancelled due to unforseen
Circumstances. And there are hampsters eating all the pidgeons in Lindblum. Also in today's news,
A young woman was burned at the stake today, for no apparent reason, but the entire town burned
her unanimously, and i believe we have a video clip?
(camera switches to Eiko strapped to a post being burned)
Eiko: (crying) WAAAAHHH! don't kill me, i need to molest Zidane still!!
(someone shoots her in the face, she isnt dead yet)
Eiko: Oh my God! You shot me right in the eye!!
(someone shoots her in the face again)
(Camera switches to Zidane with a rifle, he blushes and hides it behind his back, scratching the back of his head)
Zidane: back to you Vivi!
(Camera back on Vivi and Dagger)
Dagger: (clears her throat) well that was... fun... Vivi?
Vivi: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA he got her right in the eye!!!
Oh god, lets roll that again!! (Dagger smacks Vivi in the head) Hey! You didn't like her either!
Dagger: Oh yeah... (smacks herself in the head) Ow! What was that for? You hit poor Vivi for no reason! Nu-uh! Uh-huh! Nu-uh...(Vivi smacks Dagger) thanks i needed that...
Vivi: Anyway, back to the news: uh... Oh this just in, The teletubbies have been deported back to Lybia and are now being beaten severely be rabid pack of Chumbawumbas. What are chumbawumbas you ask? well...(casts fire on camera wich ricochets off and burns Drew Hawking for another lame story starring him)
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I know it was a lame story, but I just wanted to shoot Eiko soooo much... And i did...AHAHAHAHAH tell me if you like this at all... and Sephiroth10 helped me too...
(Dagger and Vivi are sitting at a large desk with serious expressions as news music plays and the camers swings to Dagger and Vivi large on screen)
Dagger: Hello, I'm Pri- uh...Dagger Smith here with my co-anchor Vivi (Vivi nods)
In today's Top story: Trouble, causes problems. And now over to my co-anchor Vivi. Vivi?
Vivi: Thanks Dagger, In today's news; A psycics convention was cancelled due to unforseen
Circumstances. And there are hampsters eating all the pidgeons in Lindblum. Also in today's news,
A young woman was burned at the stake today, for no apparent reason, but the entire town burned
her unanimously, and i believe we have a video clip?
(camera switches to Eiko strapped to a post being burned)
Eiko: (crying) WAAAAHHH! don't kill me, i need to molest Zidane still!!
(someone shoots her in the face, she isnt dead yet)
Eiko: Oh my God! You shot me right in the eye!!
(someone shoots her in the face again)
(Camera switches to Zidane with a rifle, he blushes and hides it behind his back, scratching the back of his head)
Zidane: back to you Vivi!
(Camera back on Vivi and Dagger)
Dagger: (clears her throat) well that was... fun... Vivi?
Vivi: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA he got her right in the eye!!!
Oh god, lets roll that again!! (Dagger smacks Vivi in the head) Hey! You didn't like her either!
Dagger: Oh yeah... (smacks herself in the head) Ow! What was that for? You hit poor Vivi for no reason! Nu-uh! Uh-huh! Nu-uh...(Vivi smacks Dagger) thanks i needed that...
Vivi: Anyway, back to the news: uh... Oh this just in, The teletubbies have been deported back to Lybia and are now being beaten severely be rabid pack of Chumbawumbas. What are chumbawumbas you ask? well...(casts fire on camera wich ricochets off and burns Drew Hawking for another lame story starring him)
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I know it was a lame story, but I just wanted to shoot Eiko soooo much... And i did...AHAHAHAHAH tell me if you like this at all... and Sephiroth10 helped me too...