me: well first story

finn:yea today i'm 14

jake:yaa finsfr. oh sorry i have had like 6 cans of beer and this makes 12(passes out)

finn and me:dum ass

me:well on with the story review or rapests will come to your house

Finn was in death's library and found a book called 'death's survival guide'. Finn picked up the book and went to death and said'' Hay death can I borrow this book?''. Death looked at it and said ''you know what man you can have that o and here's a new sword happy birth day.''. Finn toke the sword out of the holder it had a black blade and a silver handle. ''Thanks deaths see you later.'' Finn said as he went home.

finn changed his look from blue shirt and shorts to black shorts and black muscle shirt he still had his hat but it had bin monifyed with a metal plating. Back home Finn found out what kind of sword it was and said ''the death blade is a sword that is built for the toughest fighters. Indestructible, only the person it was made for can use it, sharp enough to cut other swords, and CAN'T KILL PERSON IT WAS MADE FOR. Dam death went all out for my present.''. He put the sword on his back and the book in his backpack. Then went to the candy kingdom.

In the kingdom everybody was there for his party. Jake his yellow dog with strech powers came over and said ''hay man how ya doing.''. He threw up and passed out. Finn grabbed 50$ out of Jake's wallet, took out a marker and drew on his face. after the party Finn brought home his presents a guitar form Marceline, I phone from LSP, crystal ball necklets from ice king, weight set for princess muscles, hoodie with head phones in the strings from raggedy princess, and the phone numbers from pretty much every princess in the land.'' dam Finn you're the most popular guy in OOO is that a new sword?'' said Jake. Finn said ''death gave it to me it's by far the best sword I have ever seen, well-nigh Jake." Finn stayed up reading then found a location of a fire ring. He picked up his phone and called ice king. "YO ice king I need a favor I need to go fight the eyes in the dungeon of the crystal eye I need what's under it you can have the diamond see you there in five.'' .Finn grabbed his sword and went out.

Finn and the ice king were in the dungeon ice king said "hay Finn what is so important that you need my help?" Finn said" the crystal eye fire ring gives the ability to control fire like you control ice with you crown I want it. ". They lifted the diamond and the fire eyes came out and attacked ice king took out 5 and Finn with his new sword he took out the rest with some impressive moves. Ice king said "Wow Finn you got some moves so now what? ". Finn went to the hole where the eyes hid, reached down and grabbed a peace of shiny metal and dusted it off and put it on his hand. Bubble gum came out and said "What have I told you about-hay what happened here?" Ice king said" Finn said there was a fire ring under there that he wanted it and he asked me for help but you should have seen him he took out 20 eyes and did not even break a sweat." .Bubble gum look at them and said "What why are you helping Finn and not trying to capture a princess?'. Finn finally spoke "we have a roil promise that he can't do that so shut up I'm going home." With that Finn flew home.

Next morning Finn made breakfast for Jake and Marceline who came over. "Ok strawberry's for Marceline and pancakes for Jake. I'M going out see ya" Finn said walking out the door.

me:well heres chapter 1

finn:that sword is awsome what is up next

me:you meat the a girl and jake gets a suprise