Authors Note: This is a ficlet filling the prompt by lionessvalenti on Bite Size Bits of Fic over at Livejournal.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warehouse 13 or any of the characters.
Neither Pete nor Steve could've possibly have predicted the effect Robert Mapplethorpe's Camera would have on them.
According to the victim's reports, there was a flash and then their clothing was gone.
Only when the Nudes Photographer (as the media called him) took a picture of them, besides the loss of clothing, they became instantly drawn to each other.
"Pete, wait! This is just the artifact!"
"Not for me."
Steve's eyes widened at the truth and he decided to bite the bullet:
"For me neither."
Two hours later they were bailed out (for public indecency) by Myka and H.G.
"You two should learn not to get caught." – The British agent winked at Myka.