Hey! I'm M' lady Zee, posting a short story for Gillian Jiggs, it's a silly little thing about a day when I jump into the mind of Seto Kaiba and control his body and make him to stupid things. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now if I get a flame then my minions -the evil zebras of chaos, will kick whose ever ass flamed me, then I will use it to burn Anzu, Sora and Gillian's pigs.

River: Because she joined with Gillian I'm now the disclaimer person so She owns nothin.

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"Dammit I am so bored" M' lady Zee thought as she Flipped through the channels on her T.V. Her wings twitched behind her and her tail flickered lazily, Suddenly Yu-gi-oh flashed before her eyes as and stuck to that channel, hoping to get a glimpse of Seto and Joey, her two fav characters who she always paired in fanfics for she is a Yaoi Writer!

:I wish could fall right into there and help those to get together, or at least cause total chaos." Zee said. With a great flash of light, and a thud later, Zee woke up and looked into the large eyes of Mokuba.

"What in hell?" Zee looked around and found everything to be all, animated like. She then just realized her voice was a lot deeper and her wings were gone as was her tail.

"Big Brother are you all right?" Mokuba asked me. Big brother? What the fuck? I looked over and saw a pond and looked at my reflection, cold blue eyes looked back and my flowy black hair was replaced with combed brown hair. I was in Seto Kaiba's body. OH MY GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!! YES I WHANTED TO BE HERE BUT NOT LIKE THIS!! I WANTED TO _SEE_ SETO AND JOEY SNOG NOT SNOG JOEY MYSELF! HELL WHAT IF I SCREW UP SETO'S LIFE AN-…now there's a though…what if a screw over seto's life. And hell Joey might be a good kisser… and evil smirk came to my face.

"Big brother?" I looked down and the black headed kid and said.

"I'm fine mokuba, just a little stunned." Mokuba bought it and continued walking. What a Dumbass. Yes I do like the kid, but he sometimes gets on my nerves. Kinda like Yugi's eyes, to damn cute for his own good. He could get away with murder with those eyes.

"Hey Kaiba!" Speak of the devil and he'll bite you in the ass… I turned to see the little guy walking with the gang off Honda, Yami, Ryou, Marik, Malik, Bakura, Bitch I mean Anzu, and The one and only Joey.

"Hello" I said cheerfully, getting an odd look from The mutt…hehehe

" Hi Kaiba! We are walking along like friends should! You want to walk along to? You can be our friend!" I agreed which caused everyone to look at me.

"I'm not feeling to good.." I say once we get to the park.

"There is an evil aura around you." Yami said, eyeing me. Yah he must see me. Jou started to babble about something or other, anyway it was getting on my nerves so I suddenly I got down on one knee and grabbed Jou's hand and then said.

" Katsuya Jounouchi will you marry me?" Jou looked at me for a second like I was a ghost then fainted. As did everyone else, I grabbed Jounouchi, ran like hell went to a church and got us married. ( I paid the guy using big money) and now we are married. I felt a sudden pull and I look at the screen, seto sat up all confused like as did jou, the looked at each other then down to the rings on their fingers, then to the marriage certificate in Seto's hand and they both screamed. I smiled evilly and began to hum the wedding march.

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Short and sweet, just to introduce Gillian Jiggs.