Alex: Hey everyone, it's Alexandra but call me Alex. It's... Holy crap!

Link: Hi, I'm Link.

Alex: Go away Link! Or I will publish this chapter with our argument still on it! In fact...

Alex moves her finger over to the mouse pad.

Link: No way you would do that!

Alex: Yes way I would do that!

Link: No Alex don't do it for yours and my reputation. Also, I don't think this chapter will get many reviews.

Alex: Actually, many people would because it's funny, dummy!

Link: The people will be laughing at how dumb we are when we're fighting.

Alex: Oh wait a second... Oh wait, I was planning to publish this chapter anyways.

Slow motion

Link : Nnnnooooooooooooooo

Alex clicks the mouse.

Link : oooooooo!

End of slow motion

Link : Why Alex, why?

Link goes from sad to angry and gives Alex a murderous glare.

Link : I'm going to kill you Ale!

Alex : Great, good to know. Uh oh, gota go!

Alex runs off, madly laughing.

Link runs after her screaming at her to come back.

Guard 1 : To think that they are best friends is a second thought now...

Guard 2 : No, some times friends have moments where they just want to kill each other.

Guard 1 : Thanks for the friend advice.

Guard 2 : Your welcome. Any time.

Guard 1 : Did you know that I got caught in a prank that Alex made for Link? I was drenched from head to toe.

Guard 2 : Oh sorry I didn't know that.

Guard 1 : That's ok but I think I will give Link my club.

Guard 2 : Holy crap! You are giving Link your club? I almost feel sorry for Alex.

Guard 1 : Hey Link! Here, take this.

Alex : Great... Just great...

Guard 2 : Holy crap! You did it. You are dispicable!

Guard 1 : watch the language, you sound like you're going to start spouting curse words.

Guard 2 : Thank the goddesses that he caught me!

Five minutes later

Alex : Ha I lost him! Hey why is it in script? Darkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Dark Alex : Hey lighty brighty! What did I do wrong this time?

Alex : You freaking did this in script, idiot!

Dark : Don't get in such a huff Ale! And it's supposed to be a good thing, not a bad thing.

Alex : Can't I do this in peace? I mean your idea isn't a bad one, but next time you should ask before you do.

Dark Alex : Ok I'll ask the next time.

Alex and Darky hug each other.

Alex : What I was going to say earlier before Link rudely interrupted me was that it's the Twilight Era. Can you believe Link acted that way? I think he got possess by a ghost of an evil demented guy(just kidding, I just annoyed him). This story began three months ago, just so you know. I Well that's all for now, please keep reading, and enjoy!