Toon Ship, Hyrule Waters
An Orange cat, with spiked flames sprouting from his back, takes the stage.
Phoenix: Hey Guys! I'm back in this dreary deck! If you remember me, cool, but you probably don't, so hi! I'm Phoenix the Cat. Mess with me, you're BBQ. Thanks.
Mario: Hey… That's my line!
Peach: Shush!
Luigi: *Laughs*
Phoenix: Just shut up, thanks. Anyway, since this is Ep.1 I'll be doing my own dares, sorry!
Sonic: Can we please request ours? Mine is REALLLLYYY GOOD! *Looks at Mario Evilly*
Phoenix: NO!
Sonic: Don't be harsh…
Phoenix: *Holding small remote* DON 'T MAKE ME USE THIS!
Sonic: *Bad Poker Face* S-Sorry boss…
Mario: Yeah, you little di- *cut off by Phoenix*
Phoenix: Mario, don't think that excludes you… Anyway my first dare! Hope this doesn't offend Dubstep lovers, cause I sorta like it too, but Pit!
Pit: Yeah?
Phoenix: Go lock yourself in that closet and listen to Skrillex for 10 hours.
Pit: NO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Phoenix: Sorry. *Shoves Pit in the closet and locks it* I never liked him anyway.
Captain Falcon: Hah, serves you right you little fairy!
Marth: Shut up Matchbox driver.
Captain Falcon: I'm sorry, I don't talk to blue haired princesses.
Ike: Don't talk to my boyfriend like that!
Cpt. Falcon: Yeah. Exactly.
Marth: For the last time Ike, I'm dating Caeda now.
Pit: *screaming in the background* PAULENTENA PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP!
Phoenix: Anyway, Sonic, you and Mario must be locked in the gym locker. For 2 days.
Mario and Sonic: OH GOD NO!
Marth: Serves you right!
Peach: Hahaha!
Mario: *Swears under his breath*
Phoenix: And Peach… YOU are going to a Justin Beiber concert.
Peach: *Whimpers* N-n-n-no p-p-please!
Phoenix: Yeah, sorry.
Pit: MAKE IT STOPPPP!
Mario: Dude, this little rat smells so f*%&! bad!
Sonic: Says the freaking plumber!
Peach: Well, JB is kindaaaa cute…
Mario: WHAT'D SHE SAY!
Sonic: Hahahahahahaha!
Mario: Peach, umm, when I'm done, I, um, need to talk to you.
Peach: Sure sweetums!
Phoenix: Yeah, have fun.
Pikachu: Pikaaaa pika pika chu! *STFU, little homos*
Phoenix: Woah, Pikachu, what's with the lemons?
Pikachu: *What's with this guy!*
Phoenix: … Anywayyy, we have gaps in the cast, so we're taking 4 OC's! There may be exceptions to this rule, but probably not. Leave your character in the comments with descriptions and names! No book chars please. Thanks.
Luigi: Why-a-no book characters? I-a-love books!
Phoenix: Cuz YOU ARE GAY!
Luigi: Mah.
Phoenix: Well that's it! Please leave ToD's in dem comments. Remember only 4 OC's unless I change my mind! But only 4 for the next Ep. Baiiii!
Ike: *In background* Why Marth! You are so kawaii!
Well, sorry if this is short, but I kinda just wanted this to be like an introduction to this series. 4 OC's! This only had like a tiny portion of the smash chars, but whatever. This will be updated fast, but I just do these really quickly in the first episode. Bai ~Sunclan x Warrior