Hey guys, so this is my very FIRST fan fiction... hope you all like it...don't be afraid to express your opinions.

Loki

"Brother, do not make this any harder than it really is. Would you not accompany me on Midgard, rather than being banished and tortured in Jötunheimr, for thousands of years?" Thor yelled as Loki refused to take heed of his brother's words. Is my brother really that foolish, thinking that going to that wretched realm is better than torture? Loki thought to himself.

The two alien princes quarreled for quite a while, but it soon ended when Thor swung his hammer at Loki's groin. "You'll pay for that, Thor," he violently hissed. As soon as Thor turned his back, Loki launched forward, almost landing a punch in Thor's torso. But he fell short when Thor caught him in a head lock. "For Valhalla's sake, release me. I will join you in your journey to Midgard, but do not think for one second, brother, that I will substitute this for my appointed punishment", Loki reluctantly spat.

Loki and Thor were then transported to Earth, and after what seemed to be 1,000 years, they've finally landed 10 miles away from New York. "Ah, brother, you have taken us to the city of which your mortal pet dwells." Loki deemed Thor to be weak, after he fell in love with a mortal woman. Oh how he detested the very existence of human kind all together. Blah, love is such a petty thing. Nothing good ever comes out of love. He thought.

Loki had been rapped up in his thoughts, to even notice Thor drawing up his fist, as if he were going to strike him. Loki tried to materialize a Doppelganger for a quick escape, but to his surprise, he had been stripped of his magic. He just braced himself for his brother's powerful fist. "Do not mock my love for Jane. She is no pet," Thor retorted. Loki barred hid venomous teeth at Thor, as he realigned his jaw. They both walked along a highway, until they finally reached the north end of New York.

"If you so as think about harming Lady Jane and/or Miss Darcy in anyway, I will reap havoc upon your life,' Thor threatened, as they walked to a house. The house was two stories high, with many bay windows. It's neutral colors were evenly matched with the vibrant colored flowers in the yard. Loki replied with a devious smile that say, "This should be fun," making his love-sick brother scowl.

Thor knocked on the door and called out a name. A woman immediately opened the door. "Oh my fuck-ing God! Thor what are you doing-," she began but stopped to she who was standing in Thor's shadow. Loki stepped from behind his brother and was surprised to see the mortal. She was rather fetching, compared to the maidens of Asgard. Her chaste, ocean blue eyes peered into his icy soul; her curly auburn hair smelled like fresh lilacs on a summer breeze. Loki moved his eyes down to see her lushes red lips, rising up to form a meek smile; and her cheeks bore a slightly pink tent, which seemed to accent her lavish cheeks. He explored a little farther, noticing her clothes, or lack of it. A large button up shirt draped over her body like a night-gown. The garment stopped just 5 inches below her hips, making her thighs quite visible. A hungry smile crept up from the corners of his mouth, as he sensed Darcy staring at him. Loki didn't bother to listen to the mortal's conversation with his brother, he just stood there in awe, accepting Darcy's appearance.

Darcy

Darcy's body still ached from the previous night. Having to do the Insanity Workout everyday, really took it's a toll on her. She struggled to get out of bed, when her phone rang. She already knew it was Jane, her best friend and boss. After the whole Thor-and-Loki-tearing-up-New Mexico thing, S.H.I.E.L.D offered Jane a job on the condition that she could work there too, as Jane's assistant. "Yes, mother-dearest," she annoyingly answered. She was a little angry that Jane couldn't left a note on the fridge. After all...we do live together , she thought. Our increased salary, all thanks to S.H.I.E.L.D, allowed us to buy a two story, 5 bedroom-3 bathroom house. Although, she didn't see the point in getting a house that big.

"Hey, Darc, sorry about the wake-up call. But I just wanted to let you know that Erik and I won't be in. We got a big lead on the N.E.A.R(Near Earth Asteroid Rendezvous) project. We should be back in two weeks." Honestly, Darcy was too busy popping a painkiller in her mouth to even listen. All she heard was, "We'll be back in two weeks," and something about asteroids.

"Okay got it, you want me to babysit the lab while you and Erik go storm chasing. If I recall correctly, Fury had you working on finding a way how to prevent any enemies from using the Bifrost to enter Earth's atmosphere," she said in a as-a-matter-of-fact tone. Realizing that her voice was far to boisterous than it needed to be, she apologized and hung up the phone. Not even a minute later, her stomach let out a desperate plea to be fed. She promptly strode to the kitchen, and filled a giant bowl with Fruit Loops. Before she sat down, she pushed the 'play' button on her iPod. "Are-you-singing-this-song-thinking-this-is-your-l ife-,"she sang with a mouth full of cereal.

Her morning routine was prolonged,until someone knocked on her door. "Lady Darcy," a very familiar voice called out. Suddenly, with eyes as big as a baseball, she recognized who was calling for her. The husky voice belonged to Jane's (Norse god) boyfriend, Thor.

She ran to the door and greeted him. "Oh my fuck-ing God! What are you doing-," she started to ask, but stopped, when she saw a lean figure flinch behind Thor's shadow. The figure stepped from behind him, and she immediately recognized the mystery person. It was none other than, Loki,the Mischievous God of Lies. His emerald, blood thirsty, green eyes captured Darcy's breathe and made her heart flutter with a pinch of fear. Her sight matched up with his and it was like a vindictive war against fire and ice. After, what seemed like an entire year, she averted her gaze, careful not be caught in the line of fire again. "So what brings you two to Earth?"she asked, her voice a little shaky.

"As you well know, Loki's punishment for almost dominating Midgard, is banishment," Thor flashed a quick disapproving look at him with before continuing. "I felt pity for my brother, so I have brought him along with me."

"Um yeah, like dragging your super evil, death crazed brother to Earth is a good idea. Sorry to tell you, big guy, but this is not the best idea and plus did you even consider that Loki would rather rot-in-hell, than come here?" she rambled. Loki's totally hot at that, Darcy thought to herself, as she took another look at him.

Thor's face was engulfed with a large grin and said, "Of course I have put in consideration, the feelings of my dear brother. That's precisely why he's here with me and not in Jötunheimr." Darcy was smiling is accordance with Thor's logic. She glanced at Loki and stuck out her tongue, only to get a venomous hiss in return. She cautiously turned her focus back on Thor as thinks to herself, great he's a jackass too. Thor trusted his elbow into Loki's stomach and then asked, "Might I ask, Where's Jane?" Darcy and Jane shared a house, on the north end of New York. Thanks to S.H.I.E.L.D, their increased salary allowed them to buy a house.

"Sorry dude, she left 2 hours ago. She said something about her and Erik getting a possible lead. I don't usually go with them on their trips; I just babysit the lab and finish the last few college credits that I still have. Which reminds me...I have to go soon..." She dragged the last sentence out. And although her conversation was with Thor, her attention was elsewhere. Her mind and eyes ventured to Loki, taking in his magnificent appearance. His torturous eyes, razor-sharp cheek bones, his lean muscles, and ,yes, even his dangerously seductive smile. It was then, when she caught Loki's eyes trailing down her body, as if he were psychologically undressing her. Darcy's face grew hot, as realized that she was still in her pajamas. Well that;s if you consider an extra large dress shirt, pajamas, Darcy thought. Dress shirt or not, she didn't give a rats-ass.