Title: Pets
Summary: Pets do the darnedest things.
Pairing: None, really. Maybe implied Grissom/Greg, if you want.
Rating: PG
A/N: Oh dear God, this is so crack. Blame goes to Kate. Thanks to Kelly for the beta.
"You have a rabbit named Grissom and a cat named Greg?" Catherine asked Nick in disbelief.
"Well, they're not really mine. They just kind of... hang around."
"But you named them." Cath was amused.
"I had to call 'em something! They should have names."
"But Greg and Grissom?"
"I couldn't think of anything else, okay?"
"And now you're telling me that they've... mated?"
"Yeah."
"And you're sure they're both male?"
"...yeah."
Catherine laughed. Hard. Harder than she'd laughed in a long time. "Oh, Nicky, thank you. You have no idea how badly I needed that."
Nick rolled his eyes.
Just then, Greg and Grissom walked into the break room, talking. That made Catherine laugh again as she left the room, wiping tears from her eyes.
Greg and Grissom looked confused. "What's with her?" Greg asked Nick.
Nick sighed, then smirked, before shaking his head. Cath was right. It was kind of funny. "Nothin'," he replied, innocently, before leaving as well.
Greg and Grissom just looked at each other.
-End