(A/N: I know it's not Christmas yet, but here's an early present for you. Hope you enjoy it!)
T.U.F.F. & D.O.O.M.- The Night Before Christmas
(The camera pans along a street until we get to Dudley and Kitty's house, which is decorated for Christmas. We go inside, and the camera pans around, showing us that the inside is decorated, too.)
Chief: Twas the night before Christmas...
All: (except Chief) We already know that!
Keswick: Not a creature was stirring...
(Snaptrap appears at the window. He's outside, looking in.)
Snaptrap: (opening window and getting inside house) Except for a rat!
(We see the stockings hanging over the fireplace.)
Kitty: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care...
Snaptrap: (pulling at stockings) I pulled at the stockings 'til they hung by a hair!
(The stockings are hanging very low. Snaptrap is now inside the room where the children are asleep.)
Kids: The children were nestled, all snug in their beds...
(Snaptrap is trying to sneak out of the room as quietly as possible.)
Snaptrap: (whispering) While the rat softly crept past the sleepy-heads.
(Snaptrap is out of the room, and in the upstairs hallway. Scene changes to Dudley and Kitty, who are lying in bed together.)
Dudley: We'd fallen asleep to a great Christmas song.
Kitty: How were we to know that something was wrong?
(Cut back to Snaptrap, who found the stairs.)
Larry: The rat found his way to the stairs, then he fell!
(Snaptrap is falling down the stairs.)
Snaptrap: (yelling) WHEN I FIND YOU, LARRY, I'LL THROW YOU DOWN A WELL!
(Cut to Dudley and Kitty's room, where Dudley immediately wakes up.)
Dudley: I heard something strange, but what made that noise?
Ollie: It sure wasn't Santa, leaving some toys.
(Dudley gets out of bed, and grabs a baseball bat, ready to find out what woke him up.)
Dudley: So I went to the stairs, and what did I see?
(Snaptrap is lying at the foot of the stairs, obviously mad that he fell.)
Francisco: A great big rat who was dumb as a bee!
Snaptrap: I got up real fast, and towards the exit I scurried.
(Snaptrap is running towards the door.)
Dudley: I wanted to stop him, so after him I hurried.
(Snaptrap's exit is blocked by Dudley, who starts swinging the bat.)
Keswick: He swung and he swung, 'til he h-h-hit him in the head...
(The bat hits Snaptrap's head.)
Dudley: (still beating Snaptrap) Then I pounded and pounded 'til I knew the rat was dead!
Snaptrap: Stop the story! I die?
Chief: Just deal with it, now say good-bye!
Dudley: Twas the night before Christmas, you already knew that...
All: (except Snaptrap) Not a creature was stirring... NOT EVEN THE RAT!
The End
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