Jordan: I did this out of sheer boredom.
Check All That Apply
Tsunade was bored out of her mind.
The meeting she was suffering through had to be the dullest she had endured in her career as Hokage. An official from the Land of Tea had come to the village to discuss crop rotation and other farming procedures to help solve the whole "world hunger" crisis, and no doubt because of her rotten luck, he had to be the dullest she had ever encountered. His voice droned on and on like a phone's dial tone, luring half of the council to severe drowsiness, or in some cases, sleep. Even Hiashi Hyuuga, who Tsunade had asked to be present, was having trouble keeping his eyes open.
"…And so, to keep these dangers at bay, we suggest a friendly and environmental method of…"
Tsunade would've KILLED to escape from this meeting, if only for a minute, but she knew that if she bailed out now, Shizune would get on her case, followed by a stern lecture that nobody, least of all HER, needed.
"And in the, rather unlikely, event of this occurring, the aforementioned method would aid in…"
Tsunade dropped her face in her hands. Great gods above, why won't this END?! She looked over at Hiashi (Now resorting to pinching himself to stay awake), wondering why on earth he was able to stand this. (Little did she know that Hiashi would've given his eyes to the Cloud ninja to escape too…)
"…And now that we have that covered," the official droned, "I would like you all to fill out these forms, to show that you were present during this meeting." This was followed by a collective groan of despair and disapproval from all those present, and even Hiashi pinched the bridge of his nose, muttering, "This is completely unnecessary…"
If the official took notice of this, he didn't show it. As he passed out the forms, he droned, "I would like to add that signing is mandatory to show you have been present here…" NOW Tsunade wanted to reach for a tall bottle of sake, skip the sipping cup and just drink right from the bottle. Shaking her head, she took a look at the form and nearly choked.
"'Do you like me (Check one)?' What the HELL?" She looked at the answers given:
A) A lot.
B) Only a little bit…
C) Maybe…
D) You KNOW you want me ;-)
Bewildered, she simply looked up at the official, who simply bounced his eyebrows as if to say, Go ahead, Tsunade. Check one!
"Whaaaaaat?" Naruto asked.
"You heard me, Naruto," Kakashi drawled. "Signing these forms are mandatory for all Hidden Leaf ninja. You know--it's a sort of reassessment."
Sakura looked at the form dubiously. "Reassessment of what?"
Kakashi merely shrugged. Naruto, grumbling, picked up the form and looked at the first question--which confused him entirely.
Do you think Hinata is hot (Check one)?
A)Yes.
B)She's alright.
C) Yep.
D) HOT DAMN!
Neji, Tenten, Lee, and Might Guy stared at the form, Neji with his eyebrows furrowed, Tenten trying her best not to break out laughing, and Lee and Guy just plain bewildered.
Spandex. Check one?
There were no available answers.
Jordan: I suggest you don't look into it too much. Jacob and I just did this for a kick. WE thought it was hilarious.
Jacob: Isn't it odd, that when you have writer's block for one fic, you end up having an idea for a whole other one?
Jordan: It's a habit.