Churchill the dog.
This is the life story of a dog formaly known as "Churchill" and the ups and downs of his troubled life. In this biograghy there are quotes from Churchill and his family, Please remember to rate and shizz cause...you know.
You don't have nuthang else to do..
Charles Chinky Churchill was born 1967,in a taxi, in London, England. His mother "Ivanna Tappidy Churchill" worked in a brothel before giving up her murky ways to tend to young Churchy. Churchill's dad however is nowhere to be found. Anyhoo Churchy and his mother Lived in a council house just off the Motorway, you know...the one near london, his mother managed to give up taking heroin just after churchill was born. At an early age it was clear that somthing was wrong with churchill, because whatever anybody said to him he automaticly said "Oh yes", but churchill only found this out 3 days before his tragic death, i'll come back to this subject in like..lets say 7 minuites. At the age of 14 life was going well for churchill, he was doing well in school and his yes attitude was good for him. That is until one day churchill was given a question asking him if he wanted to try an assortment of drugs. Unfortuently, Churchill's condition acted the same way it always had, And he said yes.
Needless to say, Churchill and a few friends ended up in some very awkward postitions. As you can guess the three G's were involved; Gangrape, Gaylove and Grapefruit.
By the age of 18, Churchy had a well paying job and a serious drug problem. He worked at the local brothel/univerity and was learning "How to do bussiness for dumbies". At this time Churchill had made up his mind he would spend his life giving people insurance And make millions, however nobody believed him because he was too stoned at the time. 5 years later and churchill had started his bussiness and had a few costumers, but..as usual every question anyone asked him he had to say yes. Thus, when one of his costumers broke her neck he couldnt pay $120,00 and had to go to jail, for 26 and a half years. But like most criminals he was let out early, But you don't needa here about that. Anywhay 5 years in jail was good ended up good for churchill, he met lots of people who would later Help his insurance career, such as Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne.
The next year was easy for Churchy, his bussiness got more and more famous, he met more and more people, He made loadsa moolah. Years cruised on by, Churchill became known for lying and less people belived his, whatever churchill said, people refused to belive him. "Churchill can you really get me cheaper car insurance", "Oh yes".
"Don't beleive a word he says he told me..."Etc Etc. As days went by churchill became slightly more insane each day.
Until he cracked.
2 years and 7 failed suicide attempts later, Churchill was a wanted criminal cause of several killing spree.
The first person he killed was Jane Brown, Wife of Howard Brown, Who just by chance was his arch rival.
A few days after the killing of his wife, Howard Brown Hunted down churchill, Chopped off his head, Stuffed it with garlic,
and threw churchy in a river infested with swamp mutants.