When Monkeys Take Over Hogwarts
Harry Potter woke up early on a Monday morning ready for class. He showered and gathered his wand and books. Before going down to the great hall for breakfast.
"Good Morning" He said sitting inbetween his two best friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.
"Harry something weird is going on." Hermione said. "Where are all the teachers?"
Harry turned and looked behind them at the teachers table, sure enough there were no teachers there.
"Who cares," Ron said,"I'm glad their gone."
"Ron that is no way to talk about your teachers." Hermione said
"So what? They aren't here." Ron said.
They finished their breakfast and headed to their first class. Harry was beginning to worry about the 'no teachers' thing. What if you-know-who had done something? What if there was a disease or something harming the teachers? What if...
"EEEEHHHHHAAAAAKKKKKK" came a screech from the transfiguration classroom.
What if there was a monkey in the school? Uh oh, thought Harry , "Do you guys..."
"Yup," Ron said. "We see it, it's a monkey."
"Oh no.." Hermione said. "This can only mean one thing..that..ummm... I need to go to the library."
Hermione ran to the library.
"Let's go ask Dumbledore." Harry said to Ron.
The two boys went to Dumbleores office and let themselves in.
"ummm...Professor?" Harry asked.
Professor Dumbledore's chair was turned backwards so that they couldn't see him.
'Professor, there is a monkey in the transfiguration classroom." Harry said.
Professor Dumbledore spun his chair around, only it wasn't Professor Dumbledore. It was a monkey!
"What do we do now?" Harry whispered to Ron.
"How should I know." Ron aswered.
They left and realized that now the halls were coverd with monkeys. There were monkeys and students running loose everywhere!
"Awesome!!!" They shouted together and started running around pointlessly.
"ow!" they ran into Neville Longbottom.
"Sorry Neville" they said.
"It's..achoo..Ok." he said
"Do you have a cold?" Harry asked
"No, I'm ...achoo..alergic...achoo ..to monkeys." Neville said.
"Oh," Ron said.
Then they continued to run pointlessley.
Epilouge
ten years later the teachers are still nowhere to be found. Nevill has transfered to "A school for whitchcraft, wizardry and firefighting safety" Hermione is still in the library 'cause she can't find the answer to the monkey invasion and Harry and Ron are still running around pointlessly with the rest of the school
the end.
A/N-complete stupidity, forgive me. I have no clue why I did this or why I posted it. Hopefully it will make someone laugh...to bad it's not very fun. oh well. I'll think of something good to write later. luv Kammie
disclaimer, I own nothing, HP charectors belong to JKR and monkeys belong in the Amazon
Harry Potter woke up early on a Monday morning ready for class. He showered and gathered his wand and books. Before going down to the great hall for breakfast.
"Good Morning" He said sitting inbetween his two best friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.
"Harry something weird is going on." Hermione said. "Where are all the teachers?"
Harry turned and looked behind them at the teachers table, sure enough there were no teachers there.
"Who cares," Ron said,"I'm glad their gone."
"Ron that is no way to talk about your teachers." Hermione said
"So what? They aren't here." Ron said.
They finished their breakfast and headed to their first class. Harry was beginning to worry about the 'no teachers' thing. What if you-know-who had done something? What if there was a disease or something harming the teachers? What if...
"EEEEHHHHHAAAAAKKKKKK" came a screech from the transfiguration classroom.
What if there was a monkey in the school? Uh oh, thought Harry , "Do you guys..."
"Yup," Ron said. "We see it, it's a monkey."
"Oh no.." Hermione said. "This can only mean one thing..that..ummm... I need to go to the library."
Hermione ran to the library.
"Let's go ask Dumbledore." Harry said to Ron.
The two boys went to Dumbleores office and let themselves in.
"ummm...Professor?" Harry asked.
Professor Dumbledore's chair was turned backwards so that they couldn't see him.
'Professor, there is a monkey in the transfiguration classroom." Harry said.
Professor Dumbledore spun his chair around, only it wasn't Professor Dumbledore. It was a monkey!
"What do we do now?" Harry whispered to Ron.
"How should I know." Ron aswered.
They left and realized that now the halls were coverd with monkeys. There were monkeys and students running loose everywhere!
"Awesome!!!" They shouted together and started running around pointlessly.
"ow!" they ran into Neville Longbottom.
"Sorry Neville" they said.
"It's..achoo..Ok." he said
"Do you have a cold?" Harry asked
"No, I'm ...achoo..alergic...achoo ..to monkeys." Neville said.
"Oh," Ron said.
Then they continued to run pointlessley.
Epilouge
ten years later the teachers are still nowhere to be found. Nevill has transfered to "A school for whitchcraft, wizardry and firefighting safety" Hermione is still in the library 'cause she can't find the answer to the monkey invasion and Harry and Ron are still running around pointlessly with the rest of the school
the end.
A/N-complete stupidity, forgive me. I have no clue why I did this or why I posted it. Hopefully it will make someone laugh...to bad it's not very fun. oh well. I'll think of something good to write later. luv Kammie
disclaimer, I own nothing, HP charectors belong to JKR and monkeys belong in the Amazon