Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina etc… I only claim ownership to any characters I have created myself.

Stranded

Chapter One: Boat Trip?

"Party! Party!", Su yelled, jumping around.

"Calm down you guys, it's only a practice test result, not the real thing.", Keitaro was grinning sheepishly at Naru. He stepped forward, and tripped over the bottle of sake Kitsune had set down when the three robins (Naru, Mutsumi, and himself), had come downstairs. Inadvertently, he automatically grabbed at the nearest solid object… which turned out to be Naru's shirt. RIIIIIIP! Naru's shirt was torn in half, exposing her bra.

"Uh-oh, Keitaro's dead" Kitsune whispered to Su.

"KEI-TA-RO!!!", Naru yelled, as she launched him into orbit with a trademark Iron Punch. Somehow, Keitaro landed back into his own room. "Hmmph! That baka…" She examined the remnants of her shirt. "Damn it, this was one of my favorite shirts."

"You know, you could just wear it all torn up like that. It'd get lots of attention from guys." Kitsune said.

"Kitsune! You know I would never do something like that! Besides, I can't because-"

"Because you like Keitaro and want to stay loyal to him?" Kitsune finished for Naru.

"Arrrrggghhh! I've told you many times, I do not like that stupid, perverted, good-for-nothing, wimpy three-year ronin!" Somewhere upstairs, there was a thunk sound, followed by a loud crash.

"Umm… Naru-sempai? I think he heard you…" Shinobu said. "Maybe you should go see what's the matter?"

"Okay, okay, I'll go see what that idiot is up to." Naru went upstairs and knocked on Keitaro's door. There was no answer. She knocked again, this time with more force. When there was still no answer, she went in. Keitaro was sprawled on the floor, unconscious, with a large bump on his head.

"Keitaro! Are you all right" Naru said, approaching him. She slipped on a piece of paper lying on the floor. As she fell, the other half of her shirt came flying off. She landed on Keitaro rather forcefully, causing him to start coughing. At the noise, Shinobu, who had been listening at the door, rushed in.

"Naru-sempai… How could you… Auaaaahhhh!" Shinobu ran off, crying.

"Nooooo! Shinobu-chan, it's not like that!" Naru said, getting up and running after Shinobu. Meanwhile, Keitaro was just regaining consciousness.

"Ouch…" he said, rubbing his head. "I must have gotten a little too excited watching the broadcast and jumped too high." He picked up the piece of paper on the floor. It was a small ticket, with the numbers 7, 15, 58, 62, and 84 printed on it, along with his name, Urashima Keitaro. "I can't believe it", he said, looking back at the TV. "I actually won the week-long cruise for two to Hawaii! Naru? Where are you? I have some good news!" Keitaro ran downstairs.

"Urashima! DIE! I knew you were a perverted loser the first time I saw you! Secret Technique: Air Cutting Blade!" Motoko yelled, swinging her sword. Keitaro started his flying lessons once again.

"Motoko, it was his fault! He didn't do anything. I just slipped on a piece of paper that was lying on the floor in his room."

Stop defending Urashima! He's a pervert and a loser, nothing more!"

"Wahhhh!" Shinobu ran outside, and Naru chased after her again. Shinobu was hidden somewhere, but Naru found Keitaro in a crumpled heap under the cherry tree.

"Narusegawa! I won two tickets for a cruise going to Hawaii! Since the next practice exam is at least five months away, would you like to come with me?"

"Eh?! A cruise? Well… Maybe… I mean, a cruise sounds fun, but…" Naru replied, after some self-debate.

"Hmmm? A week-long cruise? Just the two of you? How romantic! But, don't have too much fun now." Kitsune said, suddenly popping up.

"Kitsune!" yelled Naru and Keitaro simultaneously. "Nothings going to happen on the trip!"

"Why would I do anything his this idiot?" Naru screamed.

"Hey! That's part of my line! Why would I do anything with this violent tomboy?, Keitaro yelled, louder than Naru. Naru twitched, and multiple anger marks appeared on her face. "Wait! I take that back! Sorry Na-". Naru punched Keitaro, and he bounced down the steps of Hinata-sou.

"Baka!" Naru then walked inside with Kitsune, starting the party. Keitaro was dragging himself up the steps, when the door slammed close.

Back inside, the party was just getting started. Kitsune somehow was already drunk in the short time it took Keitaro to crawl up the steps of Hinata-sou; she had 2 empty bottles of sake lying near her. Su was running around eating everything in site, while Motoko chased after her. Shinobu was in the kitchen making more food. Naru and Keitaro were the only two acting normal, because Mutsumi had started a drinking contest with Kitsune and Sarah was busy setting up some kind of device to injure Keitaro.

"So, are you coming or not?" Keitaro asked.

"Ummm… Let me think about it." Naru replied.

"Oh come on, we need the break from studying."

"Who's going to be manager here at Hinata-sou while we're gone?" asked Naru, stalling for more time to think.

"Aunt Har-" Haruka elbowed Keitaro on the head, sending him face first into the floor.

"Haruka-san to you." said Haruka.

"Ehehe… Haruka-san can be stand-in manager for a little while, right? We're only going to be gone for about a week." Said Keitaro, as he got back up.

"Oh well, I might as well go. A cruise would be nice break from studying."

"Does a cruise taste good?" asked Su. Naru and Keitaro sweatdropped.

"Oh, so you actually are going? Then, like I said, don't have too much fun now. You know what I mean." Kitsune said, obviously drunk.

"Ara… A cruise sure sounds fun…" Mutsumi whispered.

"Why is everyone suddenly paying attention to what I'm saying?" Keitaro asked in an exasperated manner.

"We need to make sure you do not do anything inappropriate to Naru." Motoko said.

"But I'm not going to do anything! I'm not like that." Keitaro got up to get some food. As he got up, he tripped over the wire Sarah had setup earlier, and went head first into Kitsune's chest.

"Well Keitaro, if you had wanted to go with me, you could have just asked." Kitsune said. Crash! Shinobu, who had just walked in with some more food, dropped the plate she was carrying.

"Sempai? Why?! Wahhhhhh!" Shinobu ran off for the third time.

"PERVERT!" Naru yelled, punching Keitaro into the wall.

"One man alone cannot have so many accidents. Urashima, You will be punished! Demon Splitting Blade!" Motoko roared, as she swung her sword again, sending a blast of chi towards Keitaro. Amazingly, he was not hit. Keitaro dragged himself up, and ran for his life, yelling apologies while Naru and Motoko chased after him.

"Ara… This place is never boring." Mutsumi said.

END CHAPTER 1

A/N: Okay, this is my first attempt at a fan fiction, so please don't be too harsh. Constructive criticism would be appreciated though. I'm not much of a writer, but I'm working on it. 